9. Version1itis. Symptoms: A fear of anything called version 1.0.

8. Zmodemphobia. Symptoms: A fear of new Zmodem updates.

7. Lamerphobia. Symptoms: A Sysop begins to fear that lamers are

haunting his board.

6. Mouseitis. Symptoms: Sore wrist due to excessive mouse usage.

5. Windows95phasia. Symptoms: An inability to resist using

Windows95 even though common sense tells you it'll turn your Pentium

into an XT.

4. Snowballitis. When you think it's funny to post 2,000 lines of

ASCII snowballs to HUMOR.

3. Signaturitis. An uncontrollable urge to add your signature,

after you posted something to HUMOR.

2. Asciiarthritis. The warped belief that your posting to HUMOR is

not complete if you do not add 57-lines ASCII art.

1. Olduploadmania. When you are unable to resist the urge to repost

old jokes to HUMOR.