1. Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

2. REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe......

..... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe

Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...

3. REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?

4. USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

5. Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!

6. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

7. BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!

8. Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

9. signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]

10. Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

11. Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...

12. A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?

13. A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

14. A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

15. A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door

16. Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

17. Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

18. Close your eyes and press escape three times.

19. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

20. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

21. SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.

22. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.

23. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.