5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to

memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers

is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative

as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly

not going to tell you."

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.