1. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only

endangered plants?

2. What's another word for thesaurus?

3. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

4. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

5. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

6. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone

will clean them?

8. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

9. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their

lights off?

10. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

11. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

12. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

13. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

14. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to

remain silent?

15. Why is the word abbreviation so long?

16. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

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