I will teach you the basic rules of ebonics. Now you can be part

of the plague hitting America. Prepare to cross unchartered territory

with yo phat-ass skilz.

Rule #1: Remove all forms of the verb "to be" from your sentences

Examples: "He sick today."; "They talkin about yo ass."

Rule #2: Repeat noun subjects with a pronoun

Example: My fatha (father), he smoke blunts.

Rule #3: Omit forms of "do" from most of your questions

Example: What you say about my mama?

Rule #4: Use the same form of a noun for singular and plural

Example: One joint, Two joint, Three joint.

Rule #5: Disregard verb tense in your sentences

Example: I know it good shit when she tell me.

Rule #6: Use the same verb form for all subjects

Example: I go, he/she go

Rule #7: Use few consonant pairs

Examples: Jus(for just); chil(for child, not be confused

with chill)

Rule #8: Use few long vowels or diphthongs

Examples: Alhiht(for alright); tahm(for time)

Rule #9: Omit the "r" sound

Examples: Mo(for more); reefa(for reefer); masta or mastah

(for master)

Rule #10: Replace "z" for "s" at the end of a word

Examples: skilz(for skills); wheelz(for wheels)

Rule #11: Replace the "th" sound with a"f" or "d" sound

Examples: dis(for this); dat(for that); souf(for south)

Now ya don't hafta front when yo chillin wit yo peps (There is no

need to be ashamed now when you are in the presence of people fluent

in ebonics).

Dis here be a chain lettah. Yo best be sendin dis shit to 20 of yo

boys in 72 hours o yo sorry-ass gonna hav some foul-ass luk. Rememba

to use da skilz yo gots now. Piece out to my peps representin s.p.

fam (people from South Plainfield) to da fullest. One love mutha

fugga!!!! I see ya when I se ya!!!!!