1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his

stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the

do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:

you've got sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.

He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she

asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try

harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they

never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like

Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different

faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of

the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good

husband, you will usually find that he is.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can

do the work of five men -- a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe

men -- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong

but you could still use them.

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and

potentially violent -- but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not

enough cells per man.

16. There are only two four letter words that are

offensive to men -"don't" and "stop".

17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're

someone else's.