16> And when the couple gets home from their date and gets out of

the car, there, dangling from the car door, is the severed...

SPEAKER FROM THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE!!!

15> Large bands of politicians roaming the sewers of Washington after

being flushed down the toilet by voters.

14> Cool Whip, at the right temperature, is an effective contraceptive.

13> The Yuppie, the Suitcase Full of Cash Left in a Taxi, and the

Ethical Dilemma

12> The ghost of Keith Richards can still be seen performing with the

Stones.

11> Not only are the models in the Victoria Secrets catalog all really

men, so is Victoria herself.

10> Penny Marshall and Rosie O'Donnell actually seen shopping at

K-Mart.

9> Overweight tabby straps jet engine to its back in futile attempt

to catch mice.

8> Michael Jackson's secret "reverse identical twin" whose skin gets

darker and darker each year.

7> If you look in the background of a particular scene from "Three Men

and a Baby", you can see the dying film careers of Ted Danson,

Steve Guttenberg, and Tom Selleck.

6> The original "Dr Pepper" was actually a proctologist.

5> The "Good Times" Hoax - Frightening rumor that Jimmy "J.J." Walker

will star in a movie version of the bad 70's sitcom.

4> "Frosty" the frozen wino.

3> The Prom Queen who got home just fine, but was a little parched.

2> After hours of being clubbed by the LAPD, a homely man was actually

"beaten handsome."

and the Number 1 Least-Known Urban Legend...

1> That really high note on Mariah Carey's last single? A cat being

strangled.