1. If a woman is running away from someone, she will trip and

fall.

2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being

chased

by a

maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.

3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.

4. The suburbs are exciting.

5. Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.

6. Good guys are always outnumbered.

7. Good guys always win and get the girl.

8. Good guys are always good looking.

9. Ugly people are always bad guys.

10. Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.

11. There are no ugly women, only ugly men.

12. Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness.

13. Good guys are the only ones who have a sense of humor.

14. Cars will explode in all accidents.

15. Everyone has a 'dark' secret.

16. Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten.

17. Haunted houses are never locked.

18. The police are smart.

19. Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.

20. All Chinese people know Karate.

21. Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.

22. Rich people are unhappy.

23. Teenagers are smarter than their parents.

24. Indians make good cannon fodder.

25. Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders.

25. Computers never crash.

a) Teenagers can access any computer by using their PC's.

b) Computers know everything.

c) The same 2 keys are used to do everything.

d) The user is typing constantly just to display screens of

info.

27. When someone is dead or dying, there will be a trickle of

blood

from the

corner of their mouth.

28. No one farts, except after eating beans.

29. Nothing cures the blues like killing 30 or 40 bad guys.

30. Bad guys make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys, but

never

stick

around to see if it works.

31. Christmas Eve and halloween night last for three or four days.

32. Movies based on true stories are made up.

33. Police never wait for back-up.

34. Undercover cops are too good to be spotted.

35. Private detective work is glamorous.

36. All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom

of

the

ninth

and two outs.

37. All police killings are in self-defense.

38. Everyone wins in Las Vegas.

39. Good guys don't take drugs.

40. The world is teaming with voluptuous, young women who are

desperate for

love.

41. Nobody ever has trouble finding good parking spots when they

are

in a

hurry42. High School students look thirty years old.

43. Women never do housework, but their homes are always clean.

44. Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed

car

chases.

45. Everyone knows how to pick a lock with one tool.

46. To kill a vampire, you must set out 5 minutes before sunset.

47. Nobody ever realizes until the end of a monster movie, that

everyone

that

went into that dark cellar never came out.

48. The group always splits up to look for the alien.

49. The last 5 minutes of any TV show will explain the entire

plot.

50. The last 5 minutes of any TV show will be stretched out for 20

minutes

with commercials.

51. The crazed killer always steps out from behind the door

without

the

victim

seeing or hearing him until he is about to drive a huge

carving

knife or

pitchfork into them.

52. Whenever someone hears a noise in the dark, they always have

to

check it

out.

53. The crazed killer always walks and still catches the person he

wants to

kill.

54. All people chasing someone can catch up to a constant distance

behind

them

quickly, but can't use that speed to actually catch the person

they're

chasing.

55. No-one *ever* locks a car when they get out of it (even in

NY).