1.Your partner asks, "Hey, can you pop that for me? I can't reach it."

2.You get along with the in-laws better than you do one another

3.Playing Scrabble is more exciting than sex

4.A romantic evening entails any combination of wrestling, generic beer, or

pork rinds

5.You'd rather watch an epsiode of Gilligan's Island (that you've already

seen) than make love

6.You'd rather watch an episode of the Love Boat (that you haven't seen) than

make love

7.You take turns polishing the family silver and

7b. the family dentures

8.It no longer bothers you when the two of you share Kleenex

9.You both think the other looks better before the first morning cup of

coffee

10.Neither of you can fit into your wedding outfits, and neither of you cares