15. You receive a "Get out of Hell Free" card in the mail.

14. Confesses he gets a "resurrection" just thinking about you.

13. Replaces your communion wafer with a Godiva chocolate.

12. No matter what the sin: 3 Hail Marys and a back massage.

11. When you ask if he likes you, responds with, "Am I Catholic?"

10. Changes "Hail Mary" to "Hail Kathy." Your name? Kathy.

9. Anonymous, racy e-mail traced to "bigcheese@vatican.org."

8. "Except With the Pope" is added to the end of "Thou Shalt Not

Commit Adultery."

7. Keeps wanting to introduce you to "Pope Johnson."

6. "Mirrors on the ceiling? That's kid stuff. I'm talkin'

Michelangelo, Baby!"

5. During confession, keeps saying, "What do you like best about the

church? Me?"

4. Envelopes arrive marked, "You May Already Be A Saint."

3. Sends a Cardinal to find out if you like him.

2. Trades in the pope-mobile for a Trans Am.

1. You start receiving woolen unmentionables from Frederick's of

Warsaw.