RUE DEFINITIONS

ADULTERY - the wrong people doing the right thing

COOKIE - a virgin doughnut

ENEMA - a goose with a gush

HUSBAND - what is left after the nerve has been killed

UNCANNY - a house without a toilet

TOMCAT - a ball bearing mouse trap

SISSY - a man who gets out of bath to take a leak

PUPPY LOVE - the beginning of a dog's life

NURSE - a pan handler

ANGEL - a female spirit who spends most of het time wishing

she could trade her harp for an upright organ

A KISS - upper persuasion for lower invasion;

upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise

MOTHER'S DAY - nine months after father's day

OLD MAID - a woman of uncertain age who ain't never been

married nor nothing;

a yes girl who has never had a chance to talk

NURSERY - a place to park last year's fun until it grows up a bit

INTEL..........making tomorrow's mistakes today

Pentium Chip...making more mistakes faster