OXYMORONS

 

"Anarchy rules!"

"Free with purchase"

"Happy Monday"

"One size fits all"

"Thank God I'm an Atheist"

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A little big

Accurate stereotype

Act naturally

Advanced BASIC

Affirmative action, equal opportunity

Aging yuppie

Airline food

Almost exactly

Alone together

American culture

American English

Artificial intelligence

Athletic scholarship

Back to the future

Bad health

Balding hair

Bankrupt millionaire

Better than new

Black light

Boring orgasm

Brave politician

Business ethics

Butthead

Cafeteria food

Casual intimacy

Central Intelligence Agency

Centrally-planned economy

Childproof

Christian education

Church of Scientology

Civil war

Classic rock & roll

Clean dirt

Clearly confused

Clearly misunderstood

Clinton leadership

Coca-Cola Foods

Collective liberty

Committee decision

Common sense

Communist Party

Completely unfinished

Compulsory volunteering

Congressional ethics

Congressional oversight

Conservative Democrat

Conspicuous absence

Constant change

Construction worker

Convenience store

Curved line

Customer satisfaction

Debutante ball

Decent lawyer

Definite maybe

Diet ice cream

Disco music

Dress pants

Enquiring minds

Environmentalist bumper sticker

European Community

Evolutionary fact

Exact estimate

Executive decision

Express bus

Express mail

Fallout shelter

Fighting for peace

Final version

First-strike defense

Flat-busted

Flexible freeze

Found missing

Free election

Freezer burn

Fresh frozen

Friendly fire

Funny clean joke

Fuzzy logic

Genuine imitation

Good grief

Good mother-in-law

Government efficiency

Government organization

Graduate student

Great Britain

Guest host

Half dead

Happily married

Holy War

Honest crook

Honest politician

House Ethics Committee

Indecent exposure

Internal Revenue Service

Jumbo shrimp

Just in Time

Kosher ham

Legal brief

Legal ethics

Legally drunk

Literal interpretation

Living dead

Male compassion

Management action

Married life

Medical ethics

Middle East peace process

Military intelligence

Modified final judgement

Moral Majority

Mutually exclusive

New Classic

Noble savage

Non-alcoholic beer

Non-denominational church

Nonworking mother

Now, then

Nuclear defense

Objective parent

Oddly appropriate

Passive aggression

Peace force

PeaceMaker missile

People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen

Plastic glasses

Police protection

Polite cabbie

Political leadership

Political science

Politically correct

Poor Republican

Pot luck

Precision bombing

Presidential promises

Pretty ugly

Private e-mail

Professional courtesy

Rapid transit

Reagan memoirs

Real fantasy

Recently new

Reckless caution

Religious fact

Religious tolerance

Republican initiative

Resident alien

Rolling stop

Rush hour

Russian economy

Safe sex

Same difference

School food

Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)

Senate Ethics Committee

Sensitive male

Silent scream

Small crowd

Smart bomb

Smart drugs

Social Security

Social science

Soft rock

Software documentation

Software engineering

Solid glass

Southern justice

Spare rib

Speed limit

Sweet sorrow

Swiss Steak

Synthetic natural gas

Tame cat

Taped live

Tax return

Television critic

Temporary tax increase

Terribly pleased

Terminal initialization

Tight slacks

Tone color

Total Quality Management (TQM)

True gossip

True story

Unbiased opinion

Unbiased predisposition

Uncontested divorce

Understanding banker

Understanding UNIX

Union workers

United States

University of Nevada at Las Vegas

Unsalted Saltines

User friendliness

Virtual reality

Voting power

Waiting patiently

War games

War hero

Wilderness management

Windows NT (New Technology)

Wonder Bread

Woods Metal

Working vacation

Young Floridian