OXYMORONS
"Anarchy rules!"
"Free with purchase"
"Happy Monday"
"One size fits all"
"Thank God I'm an Atheist"
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A little big
Accurate stereotype
Act naturally
Advanced BASIC
Affirmative action, equal opportunity
Aging yuppie
Airline food
Almost exactly
Alone together
American culture
American English
Artificial intelligence
Athletic scholarship
Back to the future
Bad health
Balding hair
Bankrupt millionaire
Better than new
Black light
Boring orgasm
Brave politician
Business ethics
Butthead
Cafeteria food
Casual intimacy
Central Intelligence Agency
Centrally-planned economy
Childproof
Christian education
Church of Scientology
Civil war
Classic rock & roll
Clean dirt
Clearly confused
Clearly misunderstood
Clinton leadership
Coca-Cola Foods
Collective liberty
Committee decision
Common sense
Communist Party
Completely unfinished
Compulsory volunteering
Congressional ethics
Congressional oversight
Conservative Democrat
Conspicuous absence
Constant change
Construction worker
Convenience store
Curved line
Customer satisfaction
Debutante ball
Decent lawyer
Definite maybe
Diet ice cream
Disco music
Dress pants
Enquiring minds
Environmentalist bumper sticker
European Community
Evolutionary fact
Exact estimate
Executive decision
Express bus
Express mail
Fallout shelter
Fighting for peace
Final version
First-strike defense
Flat-busted
Flexible freeze
Found missing
Free election
Freezer burn
Fresh frozen
Friendly fire
Funny clean joke
Fuzzy logic
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Good mother-in-law
Government efficiency
Government organization
Graduate student
Great Britain
Guest host
Half dead
Happily married
Holy War
Honest crook
Honest politician
House Ethics Committee
Indecent exposure
Internal Revenue Service
Jumbo shrimp
Just in Time
Kosher ham
Legal brief
Legal ethics
Legally drunk
Literal interpretation
Living dead
Male compassion
Management action
Married life
Medical ethics
Middle East peace process
Military intelligence
Modified final judgement
Moral Majority
Mutually exclusive
New Classic
Noble savage
Non-alcoholic beer
Non-denominational church
Nonworking mother
Now, then
Nuclear defense
Objective parent
Oddly appropriate
Passive aggression
Peace force
PeaceMaker missile
People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen
Plastic glasses
Police protection
Polite cabbie
Political leadership
Political science
Politically correct
Poor Republican
Pot luck
Precision bombing
Presidential promises
Pretty ugly
Private e-mail
Professional courtesy
Rapid transit
Reagan memoirs
Real fantasy
Recently new
Reckless caution
Religious fact
Religious tolerance
Republican initiative
Resident alien
Rolling stop
Rush hour
Russian economy
Safe sex
Same difference
School food
Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Senate Ethics Committee
Sensitive male
Silent scream
Small crowd
Smart bomb
Smart drugs
Social Security
Social science
Soft rock
Software documentation
Software engineering
Solid glass
Southern justice
Spare rib
Speed limit
Sweet sorrow
Swiss Steak
Synthetic natural gas
Tame cat
Taped live
Tax return
Television critic
Temporary tax increase
Terribly pleased
Terminal initialization
Tight slacks
Tone color
Total Quality Management (TQM)
True gossip
True story
Unbiased opinion
Unbiased predisposition
Uncontested divorce
Understanding banker
Understanding UNIX
Union workers
United States
University of Nevada at Las Vegas
Unsalted Saltines
User friendliness
Virtual reality
Voting power
Waiting patiently
War games
War hero
Wilderness management
Windows NT (New Technology)
Wonder Bread
Woods Metal
Working vacation
Young Floridian