Monday morning, after an all weekend party, (most of which he doesn't remember) this guy wakes up to find two stripes circling all the way around his cock. One bright red the other brown.

Not remembering what he might have done to have gotten these, he decides to go to his doctor and have it checked out. After explaining to the doctor that he's not sure how they got there, but he wanted to have them checked out, the doctor tells him that they will run several tests and figure out the best form of treatment for him.

After the tests have been run and analyzed the doctor tells him that he has good and bad news. "The good new is that the red stripe is lipstick. The bad new is the brown stripe is Skoal."