Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day;
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they can finally do the splits
7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.... Before closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, without
sleeping first.
3. Go to the Gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on
video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed a pray for breast too...
And the number one thing men would do if they woke up and had a Vagina...
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top 10 things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day;
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging
orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may
seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as
it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs
between a mans
eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to
be added
to the final measurement .
1. Repeat number 9.
