There was this girl who had a boyfriend. well, he had a motorcycle and there was one spot on

it that wasn't painted. so he had to run out an put vaseline on it whenever it rained. so, one

day, she took him to dinner at her parent's house and she said "don't mind the dishes...we

are having a contest...whoever talks has to do the dishes" well...she was right. the dishes

were piled up to the ceiling and no one around the dinner table would talk. so, he threw her

on the table and had sex with her right there....right in front of her parents and no one

wanted to do the dishes so they didn't say a word. well, he did the same thing with her

mother...he threw her on the table and had sex with her. this made the girl and her father

furious but neither wanted to do the dishes so they kept quit. he heard thunder, looked at the

father and grabbed the vaseline (to go put it on his motorcycle) all of a sudden the father

shouted "OKAY OKAY...I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!!!!!!!!!"