The Unorthodox Doctor

So this guy takes his wife to the doctor and tells him that she loves to

fuck anything. The doctor tells

the guy that he'll have a look at her and to go wait in the waiting

room. The doctor tells the wife to

strip naked. She does so and he begins to examine her. He does the

normal checkup and then

notices that everytime he touches her ass she begins to wiggle and

squirm about. The temptation to

climb on top of her and fuck her brains out became stronger and stronger

until he lowers his defense

and does it. The husband hears the moaning and groaning from the office

and runs in to see what the

fuck is going on. He sees the doctor on top of his wife and says, "Doc!

Just what the fuck do you

think you are doing?!?!?!?" The doctor replies "Uh, taking her

temperature?" The husband then

takes out his pocket knife and says, "Doc, when you take that thing out

there had better be numbers

on it!"