This doctor was trying out a new machine that he had built.. it was

supposed to relieve some of the pain for a woman giving birth and

transfer it to the father.. he asked one couple if he could experiment

with them.. the wife went into labor and the doctor hooked up the

machine to them both.. at first he only gave the husband 10% of the

pain.. the husband said he didn't feel a thing, so the doctor increased

the dosage until he reached 100%.. it seemed to lessen the woman's pain,

but still the husband didn't feel a thing.. they thought this was a

wonderful invention until the couple got home and found the mailman dead

on their doorstep!!!