Mr. Pink wrote:

> > >:ObPun: I've seen many neon signs, but not a single

> > >:neoff. (OK, no nobel prize for this one)

> >

> > >That leaves you with a Bell prize.

> > >(Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?)

> >

> > >Slavek (ZVK)

> >

> > Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?

> >

> > TEA/

> >

> a priest hires the local hunchback to ring the church bells for sunday

> mass. on his first day on the job, the hunchback pulls the rope with all

> his weight, the bell swings forward, then back, hitting him square in the

> forehead and sending him plunging out of the bell tower to his death. a

> small crowd gathers and the priest runs out. one of the parishiners asks

> him if he knows the deceased and the priest, of course, replies: "well,

> no i don't. but his face rings a bell!"

>

• mr. P
• The next day his twin brother applies for the job (to redeem the family

name). So he pulls the rope with all his weight, the bell swings

forward, then back, hitting him in the head sending him plunging out of

the bell tower to his death as well. The same crowd of people gathers

and the priest runs out in shock. One of the parishiners asks the priest

"isn't this the guy who died yesterday?" The priest then replies, "No,

but he's a dead ringer for his brother."