Oh, mighty backslash, to you we pray

to protect the enlightened race of Programmers

from the evil in the world, the single quote, \‘,

the back quote, \‘, and even (gasp) the double quote

it seems \". To this god, we give out thanks, and yet

his presence is a danger to our race. Call him by name,

but be it difficult to look on his face

more than once.... \\