1. HONOROLL- We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I

was HONOROLL

2. PLANET- I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the

backyard.

3. DISMAY- I went fo a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big

needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little.

4. OMELETTE- Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

5. STAIRWAY- When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

6. MOBILE- I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said

gimme one MOBILE.

7. DEFENSE- I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8. AFRO- I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.

9. AFTERMATH- I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the

field and smoke weed.

10. LOCKET- I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11. DOMINEERING- My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a

DOMINEERING.

12. KENYA- I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA

spare some change.

13. DERANGE- DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

14. DATA- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach

said DATA boy.

15. COPULATE- I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said

COPULATE.

16. FASCINATE- My girly's titty's are so big. Her shirt has ten

buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

17. BEWARE- I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this

BEWARE I get a job?"

18. DIMENSION- I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like

a horse.

19. COATROOM- The judge said, "One more outburst like that, you'll be

thrown out the COATROOM.

20. DECIDE- I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have couple of

bitches on DECIDE.

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