Recipe For Elephant Stew...

1 - elephant

salt

pepper

2 - rabbits

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about 2 months.

Add enough brown gravy to cover.

Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 455 degrees

This will serve 3,900 people. However, if more people are expected, 2

rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary, as most people do

not like to find hare in their stew.