A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father
took his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything
they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an
old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of
lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light
up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous
24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your Maw."