Driving Blind

On a high school band trip to Dallas, this flute player kept getting agitated every time the bus would change lanes while speeding down the interstate.

Finally, she asked her boyfriend why they put those plastic reflectors on the road between the lanes. The noise they were making when the bus passed over them were driving her crazy. Her boyfriend told her that they were there so that blind people could drive.

She believed it.

To this day, I don't know if she ever found out any differently.