The bartender is closing up when he hears a scream come from the

bathroom. He dismisses it, but a short time later hears yet another yelp

from the bathroom. So he walks down the hall to see what's going on when

another cry of pain rings out. He throws the door of the men room open

and asks the drunk standing there what's going on.

The patron in anguish exudes, "Everytime I try to flush the toilet

something comes up and grabs my balls!"

The bartender looks down and says, "That's not a toilet, you dumbass!

That's a mopbucket!"

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