Haiku to Windows 95

(Originally received from Mercer Management Consulting Chicago office.)

 

 

Everything is gone;

Your life’s work has been destroyed.

Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

 

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I’m sorry, there’s—um—

Insufficient—what’s-it-called?

The term eludes me ...

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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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Seeing my great fault

Through darkening blue windows

I begin again

 

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The code was willing,

It considered your request,

But the chips were weak.

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A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

 

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Errors have occurred.

We won’t tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.

 

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Server’s poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.

 

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Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

 

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wind catches lily

scatt’ring petals to the wind:

segmentation fault

 

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First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

 

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The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

 

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Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Windows is like that

 

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To have no errors

Would be life without meaning

No struggle, no joy

 

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You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

 

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Hal, open the file

Hal, open the damn file, Hal

open the, please Hal

 

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The ten thousand things

How long do any persist?

Netscape, too, has gone.

 

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

 

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A pie

In the face of technology

Small blessings.

 

 

 

 

Sent by: Kiku <Kiku.Loomis@bmge.com