Fun Things to do in Elevators
1)When there's only one other person in
the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi
Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal
space"
27) Each time someone pushes a button, make
a crash sound
28) Lean on the button panel
29) Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while constantly
pushing buttons
30) Shave
31) Bring a chair
32) Burp and say, "mmmmm...tasty"
33) Smile and grin for a while at someone,
then tell him you have new socks on
34) Say "ding" at each floor
35) Shake hands with everyone getting on and
tell them they can call you "Admiral"
36) Blow your nose and ask if someone wants
to see what treasure is hidden in your Kleenex
