I've got my saddle, on my hourse
He's called...
T-T-T-T-T-Trigger!
Of course

I wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy!

Riding on the track, wagon
Following my man
His name is Ted, can you believe that?
Ted, oh Ted, fighting off danger

Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair
Makes me feel quite dirty,
We all do sometimes
They get so dirty

I wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy!

Looking like a hero
Six gun at my side
Chewing my tobacco

Out in the horizon
I see a puff of smoke
Indians on the warpath
White man speaking with forked tongue isn't he
Or not

I wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl...

Yippee yippee yai yippee yai yo yo
Yippee yippee yai yippee yippe yai yo yo
Hey, yippee, yippee yo yo!

My name is Ted, and one day, I'll be dead yo yo yo