Night 3
2:06 AM
Bulma- WAKE UP, Boys!
::the others get up moaning and groaning:::
Piccolo-Its time already!!!? DAMN.....
17-Ok i guess its your turn to go down there Piccolo.....you too Gohan.....
Gohan-awwwwwwwwwwww man
Piccolo-Oh well then.....:P
Bulma-Since Trunks never completed his dare, i guess one of us is going to do it .......
Vegeta-DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!
::everyone grins:::
17-YESSSS, i get to be the navigator tonight!!!!! Finally i'm not going outside.
Bulma-I'm going to be the safety for tonite ok.....
Piccolo-Ok 17, whats my dare?
17-eeeeeeeeerrrm, you are going to go..........to the seafood section......
Piccolo-oh god......
17-there you are going explore the place and remain in radio silence for 15 minutes ok?
Piccolo-sounds easy to me, okays.
Gohan-whatabout me 17?
17-Gohan, you are going to the pet supply section there you will find us 4 kinds of dog food and eat them in complete radio silence for 15 minutes...and don't cheat, you're on camara.......hehe
Gohan--.- ooooooook dokie............::sigh::
Vegeta-I guess i have to complete my wussy son's dare............what was it again?
17-you have to go to the fruits and veggies section and read a copy of this paper aloud there.......:::hands him paper:::
Vegeta-What does it say???
Piccolo-Deja Vu.............You'll FIND out!!!!!
Vegeta-the suspense is killing me.......
everyone else-DEJA VU!!!!
(Vegeta anime sweatdrops)
2:23 AM
(Piccolo, Gohan, Bulma and Vegeta leave the room)
17-sweeeeeeeeeet, i'm in here ALLLL by myself......kewl.
::meanwhile with the others:::
Piccolo-Ok people LETS DO this!!! and Vegeta, no panicking tonite!!!!
Vegeta-AIGHT then........sheeeesh.....
Bulma-Ok we're here, i'll wait out here, go on in..........
Gohan-I don't want to.........
Piccolo-WELL YA GONNA HAVE TO!!!!
::everyone gives Piccolo dirty looks:::
Piccolo-Ok, i'll go in first.......17 i'm at the front door, -over-
17-Ok, Namek, now go straight ahead till you reach a counter.................-over-
Piccolo-Ok, random number.-over-
Gohan-GOOD LUCK PICCOLO!!!!!!
Bulma-C ya latah, Piccy....
Vegeta-..............
::piccolo walks out of sight:::
Gohan-17, um, i guess i'll go now, where do i go again?
17-the Pet section-over-
Gohan-The Set Pection?
17-CRACKASS, i said PET SECTION!!!! DUUU-UH!!!!!!!! -over-
Gohan-OK OK JEEEES-UUUSSSS!!!!
:::Bulma and Veggie laugh in the backround:::
Gohan-shut the hell up..........
::they continue to laugh:::
Gohan-SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!! SHUT UPP YOU STUPID FREAKS!!!!!
::yet they still laugh:::
Gohan-RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::powers up and turns SS2:::
::they shut up:::
Piccolo-(from a distance)-GOHAN!!!! wut the HELL???????????????? shit........
::Gohan powers down, his hair flopping back down and turning black:::
Piccolo-THANK YOU........
17-...................-.-()()()()()
Gohan-Ok, which way to the Pet Section? ::smiles:::
17-uhhhh, go to your left, go straight, you should see aisle 9, thats the Pet Section........-over-
Gohan-SSSSSSSSSSSaaaaaaaankyyyyyyuuuuuu!!!!!
::Bulma and Vegeta anime sweatdrop:::
(Gohan leaves)
::with Piccolo::
Piccolo-OK , this seriously sucks.............and it SMELLS too...........its gonna smell worse when i reach the FISH section.................ok where is that counter?
17-Ya found it Piccolo? -over-
Piccolo-Not yet 17.......-over-
17-ok i'll be back in a few minutes aight?
Piccolo-yup yup yup -over-
::back with Gohan:::
Gohan-Ok i am now in Aisle 9......the Pet Section..................ewww do I HAVE TO eat that dog food????????!!!!!!!
17-sure do
Gohan-ooookay, mom better not complain about my breath then...........and my breath is GONNA REEK after this............ugh....
17-tee hee
Gohan-psh....
::Back with Bulma and Vegeta:::
Bulma-OK, when are you going to go in????
Vegeta-When that Android tells me to......
Bulma-...........-.-().......
17-Vegeta?
Vegeta-Yeh? where do i go now?
17-ok i'll tell you in a moment ..........hold on......
Vegeta-Tell me NOOOOOOOoooooooW!!!!
17-OK OK THEN!! Kuso.....Just go in that doorway and take a left and walk straight ahead till you see a checkered floor-over-
Vegeta-K then......::looks at Bulma:: STOP LOOKING AT ME WOMAN!!!!
::Bulma quickly looks the other way:::
Vegeta-Ooook back in this dumb supermarket i guess..........damn its dark in here......ok i just took a left, now i'll just go ahead till i see a checkered floor........................oooohhh.......
::Back with the Green Man:::
Piccolo-AIGHT 17, you're takin a bit too long here, i just wanna get this shit OVER WITH!!!
17-Andale Andale Mama, E I EI UH OHHHHHH!!!! oh Piccolo.....hehe........my bust!!!
Piccolo-JUST tell me where to go!! I have a Namek Seijin Frilled Lizard thing named Dragonett waiting for me and that $7000 at home here!!! COME ON!!!
17-OK OK OK, where are you again???
Piccolo-Well, it seems that i'm STILL looking for that stupid ass counter...........
17-Didja find it?
Piccolo-If i woulda found it already i wouldn't be LOOKING for it still.....:P
17-oh....
::after a few minutes of silence:::
Piccolo-Hey, cool, i found IT!!!! SWEEEEET!!!
17-Ok just go around the counter and the seafood section should be RIGGGHT there.......
Piccolo-Mmmmmmmkay.
::Back with Gohan:::
Gohan-::ripping open Random bags of dogfood::: Awww man none of these look tasty...........eerrg...
17-Gohan are ya eatin?
Gohan-psh......no.
17-then ya not gonna win that money, Gooooohan...
Gohan-LIKE I CARE ABOUT THAT STUPID MONEY!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M QUITING!!! YEH THATS RIGHT!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::turns SS3:: AYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :::blasts through the ceiling pretty much the same way Trunks did:::
17-Jeez, and he made it THIS far.........its funny how all the Saijjyins quit first....hehehehee.......ANDROIDS RULE!!!!
::Back with our Christmas Tree haired friend::
Vegeta-uugh......damn it smells all musty in herrre.....arrrrrrgggh....Hey, i found it, the checkered floor!!! 17????
17-ya?
Vegeta-i found the checkered floor... where to next?
17-uuhhh hold on, lemme find out, i'll be back in a minute.....
Vegeta-yep...
::Back with the sexy Green Man:::
Piccolo-UGH it SMELLS Like ASS in here..........PEHH!!!
::holds his nose::: Why did i hafta get the grossest ones???
17-ugh, it must smell really bad in there....and your cape will absorbe the scent too.......ELWKS
Piccolo-::frowns:: Well i'll just change my clothes later after this..........
17-K i'll be right back....-over-
::back with the King of G-strings::
Vegeta-WELLLLL????? ya found out yet Android???
17-Yeh,take 15 steps and take a slight turn to your left..........-over-
Vegeta-ok 15 huh, 1...2...3...4...5....6...7...8...9...10....11...12....13....14.....15!!!! :::takes a slight turn::
17-ok you're doing great veggie....
Vegeta-SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU----::trips over something:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
17-i scared you??? hehehehe.....
Vegeta-::gets up:: Ugh, shut the crap up..where to now?
17-Ok just go through the nearest doorway an the veggies section should be right there ,Veggie!!!
Vegeta-ok .......and STOP CALLING ME VEGGIE!!!!
17-::snickers:: Ok Veggie........
Vegeta- -.-()
::back with Bulma::
Bulma-Gee its cold out here i wonder how everyone is doing..........Hey 17, how is everyone doin?
17-Ummm Piccolo and Vegeta are doin okay, but Gohan......
Bulma-Dont tell me, Gohan quit right?
17-CORRECTOMUNDO!!!!
Bulma-Just like Goku.......
17-::chimes in:: AND YOUR SON!!!!
Bulma-......errrg.......ya.....that rite......eh hehe heh...
::Back with Piccolo-San:::
Piccolo-::Still holding his little green proboscis:: UMMMMMMMM......when is the 15 minutes of radio silence gonna start, like, i'm waiting heeeere!!!
17-As soon as Vegeta gets to his destination.....
Piccolo-whatabout Gohan?
17-Gohan quit......
Piccolo-WWWWWHHHHATTT??????? WHY THAT LITTLE WENCH!!!!!!!!!! i taught him all this shit for absolutely NOTHING......ffffffffuuuuuuck.....
17-you okay?
Piccolo-Yeh, a little shocked but yeh............curse that child.........
17-ooookay, I'll be right back okay?
Piccolo-Aight then......
::back with Veggie-sama::
Vegeta-Ok, i'm at the Vegetable section, now all i gotta do is read that iddiotic peice of paper............................
17-WAIT WAIT hold up.......let me tell Piccolo first.......before you read that paper...
Vegeta-oooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....
17-(to Piccolo)-Piccolo?
Piccolo-yea are you REAAADY?????
17-Hells yeh (to both) The 15 minutes starts RIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOW!!!
Piccolo-yippee.....
Vegeta-whoopty doo.......
::with Bulma::
Bulma-Jeez its kinda cold out here.......i wonder how Veggie and Piccolo are doing.......
::with Piccolo::
Piccolo-Goddamn this room REALLY REALLY stinks like butt......::looks into the camara grinning:: Smells kinda like Goku after battle...hehehehee
::somthing falls from above:::
EEEEKKK WUT THE HAAAAAAILLL??? ewww its a ugly slimy stinky fish!! ::throws the fish aside:::
::back with our prince of all Saijjyins::
Vegeta-Still trying to unfold this peice of paper......shit i wonder what this peice of paper says.......and WHY do they want me to read it aloud???? ::struggles a little moooore::::
::Meanwhile with 17:::
17-Ohhh Boy, THIS is my night of fame....heheheheheheeee.......ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..heh.........i wonder how that Green thing is doing......
::Back with our favorite Namek:::
Piccolo-Ok.....i really dont like this place.....it smells so bad up in here......ugh.....UUGGGHHHH!!!!! ::holds his nose::: EEk i can STILL smell that stench....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! what the fuck died in here??? i can SMELL why this place went out of business so quick.....
::all of a sudden he hears faint foot steps coming his way:::
Piccolo-oh my god....whats that SOUND!!! WHATS THAT DAMNED SOUND??????????????? oh hehe.....its all in my head...hahahaaaa......
::Back with Vegeta::
Vegeta-Oh sweet, i can read it now.......ok lemme start....AHEM.....ok...
Hello to all in this Building, i hope you know that i'm not Going to hurt you..... I just want you to suck ass and go to hell so you can eat cute little kittens forrr...all...eter...nit...y......WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????????????????????? ::vegeta gawks at the paper::I'm supposed to read THIS????? ok i DO need that $7000.....:::hesitantly continues to read:: Just go smoke weed and go on with your Satanic ways you fleabitten dirty racoons......and lastly SUCK ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! what am i DOING????::looks around nervously:::Ok i DID the dare.......and i think that 15 minutes is UPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! ::some unknown force drags him across the floor and slams him into the walls::: WUT DA HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL ow (slam) ow (slam) ow (slam) OWCH YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!! ::whatever it is goes away:: I dont think they liked that note too much........... at least they disn't listen to that LAST part....hehehe.............::his pants get pulled off by that force again:: AAAAHHHHH!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY MOJO!!!! MMMOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo....oooohhh damn......ooooohhhhh shiiit..........rowr........................mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.....::Lets leave Veggie-chan alone for a little while:::
::with Piccolo::
Piccolo(laying on the floor on his back stretched out)-::sigh:: This 15 minutes is taking too damn long, man.......I wonder how Vegeta is doing.......
::with Vegeta::
Vegeta-ooooooooh KUSO ooooooooooh KUSO....oooooohhh..........HUH? hey it stopped....... what th--
3:05 AM
::17 comes in::
17-ok your 15 minutes is up.........you can come out....
Piccolo-cool dude.....that wasn't so hard.........
Vegeta-Damn it seemed all short and crap. oh well.....
::a few moments later Vegeta and Piccolo walk out the building::
Bulma-Hey guys how WAS k09w7rh960)*&%&$*/......................whoah VEGETA??!!!
Vegeta-what?
Piccolo-um......your pants are gone.........::points::
Vegeta-uh...eh ehe..hehehe...oh my....
Piccolo-::materializes new pants for him:: here...
Vegeta-thank you, Namek.....
Piccolo-Anytime Saijjyin........
Bulma- ugh, Piccolo you smell like fish...........PHEW!
Piccolo-yeh i know, it was the fish section......... ok lets go back and collect our money.........
Vegeta and Bulma- HELLZ YEH!!!
::they walk off to the safe room::
3:16 AM
17- Hey Guys wussup......i guess we all get the prize money........
Piccolo-Pass it over, Android.......$7000 to each one of us......
::17 distributes the money to everyone:::
Bulma-Hey, what are we going to do with the REST of the money?
Vegeta- Yeh, i know, there's $21,000 in there that the other 3 coulda gotten......
::17 shrugs::
(all of a sudden Majin, Nix, Deadeye and Dragonett walk in)
Dragonett-Hey, guys, that money goes to US........
Majin-Yeh, and some of it goes to my website.....
Nix-wow, i'm gonna have so much money to spend on lip gloss.......
Deadeye-sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.....
Piccolo-WHAT THE FUCK???????
Vegeta-HEY THATS OUR MONEY!!!!
Dragonett(winks)- if you want it, you're gonna have to CATCH me first, Piccolo-san....hehehehehe
Piccolo-WHY YOU goddamned......
Majin-MMWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
(Dragonett flies out with the leftover money with Majin and the others following)
Piccolo-(sigh) ohhhhhhhh well....
Bulma-hehehe it doesn't matter.......becuase i had 1 million bucks hidden under the computer moniter the WHOLE time!!!!!
Piccolo-hey, sweeet dude!!!
(they all take the money, cheer, and stuff like that..........)
THE END!!!!!! oh yeh, if you want to make a sequel to this story, just e-mail me ok? i like to have other people continue my stories.......lol.... ~Dragonett