One day at the Son house,Goku and Piccolo were watching TV when an AOL commercial popped up.Little bastards on the screen were saying "Everybody has AOL" "Great games" "AOL MOVIEPHONE" and crap like that.Then at the end a voice said-"SO EASY TO USE NO WONDER ITS #1"(MAJOR bullshit here as AOL users such as myself KNOW)Goku turned the TV off."Hey Piccolo?"Piccolo looked up and said "Yeh?" Goku said"You know how EVERYONE has AOL? Bulma has it.... so do Gohan,Roshi,Yajirobe and even VEGETA and ICARUS have it!!!!" Piccolo was like "yeh and your point?" Goku blushed and said in a small voice "i've always wanted e-mail,too!"Goku blinked and said "C'mon Lets GET AOL!!!!" Piccolo jumped up and said"YIPPY SKIPPY!" Seconds later they were out the door.Chi Chi walked in with a broom and moaned-"those guys are up to something,they left ALL their food on the table!!"
GOKU AND PICCOLO GET AOL!!!!!!!!!! written by NaOmI (dragonett) mwahahahaahahahahahaaa!!!!!
Goku and Piccolo flew to their local CompUSA to get a couple of AOL free trial CDs.The cashier looked strangely at Piccolo with wide eyes.Piccolo looked at Goku uncomfortably.They left the store and went to the WIZ and bought a new computer and stuff.A couple of hours later they were back at Goku's place with the computer ready and the modem and the phone line all ready.Chi Chi watched them closely and then snapped."GOKU WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET A COMPUTER!!!!!!!! and YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET A DRIVERS LICENSE FOR ME!!!!!!"Goku was still staring at the screen,Piccolo was right next to him fumbling with the mouse.Chi Chi got really red and stomped out of the room.A few minutes later Goku was like "What was that you said CHI CHI????" Piccolo snickered and said "You're all late ,Goku!" Goku looked blankly at the screen.
About 3 hours later Goku finally stopped staring at the screen."Piccolo lets call Bulma!" Piccolo got up from the couch "Why,Goku?" Goku took a quick glance at the computer"I dunno how to work this thing!!!" Piccolo FELL on the floor in typical anime fashion.
Meanwhile at the Capsule Corp.,Bulma was making out with Vegeta when the phone rang.Bulma perked up"OH DRAT!!!Hold on veggie baby!" Vegeta narrowed his eyes but sat back down on the couch.Bulma picked up the telephone."Hello,Bulma Briefs speaking."
from the phone-"WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!!"
Bulma gasped and almost dropped the phone.Vegeta raised an eyebrow.That better not be Kakkorot.......Bulma was like "G-G-Goku???is that you?" in a shaky voice."YEAH!! of course bulma!! did i disturb you or something?"Bulma looked at Vegeta and made a face.Yeh as a matter of fact you DID disturb me,you DWEEB."Nevermind Goku,so what was it you needed help with? Bulma said inpatiently."Well me and Piccolo-san just happened to get a new computer along with a free AOL trial."Bulma immediatley lit up and said "RRRRRreally?,cool." Vegeta rolled his eyes."Ya Bulma,we actually called you to ask if you can come over and help us work this thing."Bulma smiled "Yeh i'm there,dude!!" Vegeta looked at her strangly.She hung up.Minutes later she got dressed into new clothes and left.Veggie frowned and went to bed.
About a half an hour later Bulma arrived at Goku's.She knocked at the door. The door opened and there was Chi Chi in her pissy mood as usual."BULMA!!!! Now YOU ARE here? Go ahead IGNORE me like the rest of em'!"Bulma was like WHOA. "Sorry Chi Chi, i just came by to help Goku and Piccolo with their new computer." Chi Chi eyed Bulma."Well ok,Bulma,NO FUNNY stuff with my Goku!"Bulma rolled her eyes and walked to the living room.Surely enough Goku and Piccolo were sprawled on the carpet in exhaustion.Bulma chuckled.Piccolo frowned.Goku got up quickly and walked Bulma over to the computer.Piccolo slowly got up as well.Bulma immediately got to work."See this thing thats attached to the computer with all those buttons?"Bulma said to Goku.Goku scratched his head."Uhhhhhh,yeh...oh THAT,what's THAT for?"Bulma smiled and said"This is called the keyboard,you use it to write on the computer,also called 'typing'."Goku was like"oooooohhhhhhhhh i see."Bulma demonstrated for Goku and Piccolo."Now you guys try."Bulma said.Piccolo grabbed the keyboard first.Hehehehehe this is gonna be sweeeeet!Piccolo started typing.Slowly at first but he got it.Goku then grabbed the keyboard.Ok,gotta focus my energy.Coooooncetrate!!!Goku started powering up-KAAAAAA----MEEEEEEEE----HHAAAAAAAAAA---MEEEEEEEEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!With that Goku nearly destroyed the keyboard.Bulma and Piccolo gaped at Goku."WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR????!!!!!" Piccolo screeched.Bulma got real mad.Fortunately she fixed the keyboard in a flash.After a couple of hours the 2 warriors learned all the computer knowledge they needed to know.Bulma was getting ready to leave."Bye guys!!Take care Chi Chi!" Bulma said.Chi Chi mumbled from the kitchen."Thankz Bulma!" Goku said.Bulma left.
Two hours later.................
Gohan walked in the kitchen during dinner."Hi Mr.Piccolo,Hi Daddy" Piccolo looked up and smirked."Hi Gohan,how was school?" Gohan's face tightened up."SCHOOL? how was SCHOOL?? it FRIGGIN SUCKED!!!!!! school SUCKS major Ball's Park Brand WEINERS!!!!!!"Gohan hollered.Chi Chi was like,"thats nice Gohan." Goku was gobbling his food down one plate after another.Piccolo patted Gohans back."Thatta boy Gohan...." Gohan smiled at Piccolo.
After Dinner....................
Goku walked in the living room while Piccolo was watching Daria on TV.Piccolo was checking Quinn out.Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgh Dragonett looks better."Hey Piccolo lets get AOL started!" Piccolo turned the TV off and they ran to the computer.Goku clicked on the AOL icon on the computer screen.Piccolo was like"Hey Goku whats that weird sound coming from the computer?"Goku pondered for a minute there and said"I think Bulma said something about it unloading? i dunno"Piccolo blinked and said "oh."
Meanwhile Gohan and Icarus were playing in the backyard."Hey Icarus! I've got an idea!"Icarus squealed and looked up."LETS GO ONLINE!!!!"Gohan said gleefully.Icarus purred delightfully and they went inside to their laptops.
Back our favorite Boyz...........
Goku and Piccolo were on the sign on screen.Piccolo looked at the little icons on the screen."Hey Goku remember when Bulma said to create a screename and a password before going online?"Goku nodded"Oh yeh, she said to first go online with the Master screename though." Piccolo looked at the screen and said " And the master screename is?..........." Goku thought for a minute and said "Oh YEHH! I remember..........its Fruits987!" Piccolo narrowed his eyes."Whoa...........weird screename."So they wrote in the password.......(which was 'chu321') and got online!!!!
Seconds later...............
Goku and Piccolo looked at the screen in awe."Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaa......"they said in unision.Piccolo'c attenna pricked up and he said"YES!!! now lets create a screename for each of us!" Goku shook his head."Ok,lessee......Ah HA create screenames." He clicked the mouse and the creating screename screen popped up."Ok,I'm making my screename first ok,Piccolo?"Piccolo growled and said "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!"They had a little wrestling match.Goku still won, so he got to make his screename first. Piccolo was thinking about with his screename should be.Goku already made up his mind."My screename is going to be 'HottieBoy853'!" Piccolo started laughing his green ass off.MMMWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!!!!Goku typed it in and then clicked on the password button.Minutes later goku passed the keyboard to Piccolo."Ahhhhhh,my screename is gonna be the BEST!!!!"Goku rolled his eyes and said..."Yeh Rrrrriight Piccolo,whats it gonna be?"Piccolo sneered and he said "Its gonna be ME!!!" (oops n'sync music is taking over,lol) "No! its gonna be 'PiccoloDAgigolo'!'Goku's jaws dropped to the floor.man i shoulda thought of that one."Wait a second...it sez in the dictionary that a Gigolo is a man who is a partner to female exotic dancers." Goku paused and said,"HEY-why would YOU go to a strip joint??"Piccolo smirked..."you'd be suprised,Goku! hehe"Minutes later Piccolo typed in his password and clicked OK.All of a sudden Chi CHi walked in."GOKU YOU BETTER NOT BE GOING TO PORN SITES!!!!!!I WOULD KILL YOU!!!!!"Chi Chi left the room.Goku and Piccolo looked at eachother."What the HELL are 'PORN SITES'?!" Piccolo shook his head "hmmmm...lets FIND OUT." Goku clicked on his screename and typed his password in.As soon as they got online a Box popped up on the screen.it said "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."( ahhhhhh this is all TOO familiar to AOL users...........right lindsday?) Goku looked at the sign and sighed."What do they mean 'illegal operation'? We didn't EVEN spend 10 SECONDS online!!"Piccolo grabbed the mouse and clicked "ok". AOL promptly shut down."AWWWWWWWWWW man!" Goku moaned.Goku clicked the AOL icon again and repeated the password thing.This time when they went online no box came up.Goku and Piccolo looked at the "WELCOME HottieBoy853!" box.Piccolo then said"Hey,didn't you say that we would find out what 'PORN SITES' are?" Goku was like "Oh yeah!" Goku types 'porn sites' in the search box and clicked search.Then a screen popped up with a WHOLE list of various web sites. Piccolo read some of the titles"Hey Goku 'Boobies' sounds intresting,click that!"Goku clicked the link.All of a sudden a bunch of pics starting popping up on the screen.Piccolo and Goku GAPED at some of them."OH MY GAWD!!!Goku! LOOK at her BUTT!!!" Piccolo said(the 'Baby Got Back' music starts playing in the backround) Goku cringed at the pix."Hey Piccolo-san check out what that girl is doing to that guys hotdog!"Piccolo looked at the pic and gagged."EWWWWWWWWWWWW,yucky! Get off ,get off!!!!" Goku immediately clicked the back button.Piccolo then took the mouse and clicked another link.The first thing they saw was a naked picture of Bulma and Vegeta in bed."HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHHHHIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They both screamed.Piccolo gawked at the picture.Goku nearly fainted.Then all of a sudden Krillen walked in the room."Hey Goku, Hey Picco-----------AAAAAAAAACKK!!!! WHAT THE FFFFUUUUUUUUU-?????!!!" Krillen passed out.Goku clicked the back button frantically.Piccolo shut the whole computer down.Goku fell on the floor and Piccolo flew out the window.The next merry day.................
Piccolo went to Goku's house that morning and they promptly went online.Only on Piccolo's screename.Goku was still shaken by the previous night.(gah)Chi Chi was making pancakes in the kitchen.It SUURE smelled good.Piccolo said."OOOOk Goku no Porn Sites today......hey lets go to some DBZ websites,i'm sure there is plenty out there." Goku nodded and typed DBZ in the search Box.Eventually they found their way to RFC:Random Fanimanga Colony!(yes this means you Lindsay ^_~)Piccolo smiled."Hey this site looks pretty cool." "Hey Dragonett even sends her pics there" Goku told Piccolo to click the "Muauauaaahahahahaha" Pic.So Piccolo did."OH MY KAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS ME and and.....VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku snickered and clicked on the 'DQZ' (hehe) link."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ITS ME.........and YOU......and the rest of the gang......in DRAG!!!!!!!!!YYYYYYYYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"Goku whimpered.Piccolo had a thoughtful look on his face.Then Piccolo clicked on the '^_^' pic."AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! its me and dragonett!Aren't we KEEEEWT???"Piccolo cooed.Goku stared at Piccolo uncomfortably."OOkkkkkkkk" Goku said.Piccolo eventually got off that site(not before signing the guestbook of course)
Five hours later............................
Piccolo was STILL online admiring sites that were dedicated to him.Goku got mad and told Piccolo to get offline."Piccolo C'mon You've been online long enough!!!"Piccolo sighed and got off line.Chi Chi then walked in once again and said " OK GOKU,PICCOLO YOU ARE BOTH GETTING THAT COMPUTER TAKEN AWAY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!"Goku whimpered and said"But WHY Chi Chi?"Piccolo walked out the door while Chi Chi and Goku were arguing.Piccolo flew to Bulma's place to see what was going on there. Piccolo knocked at the door,but no body answered.Ahhh they are probably photographing more nude pics for 'porn sites'......hehe.Piccolo flew to Kami's Lookout.To his suprise Kami and Popo playing Dreamcast.Piccolo said" Hey people watcha up to?" Kami looked up and said"Mr. Popo and I are very pleased with the progress we are making in this game."Popo was concetrating hard on the game.Piccolo got bored so he went to train himself.
The next day at Goku's place.........
Today Goku and Piccolo were going to disover the JOY of chatrooms.Goku got on his screename and went to a chatroom.Piccolo was sitting next to Goku as usual.Goku noticed that people were putting various numbers and letters in a certian orders such as(15/f/ct or 18/m/fl)Goku said."Hey I wonder what those numbers and letters mean!"Goku was about to start typing when someone IMed him.Goku gasped and said"Hey someone wants to chat with me!" Piccolo pushed Goku and said "Let ME see!"The person typed '21/f/pa'.Goku said"Hey there goes those numbers again!!!! I want to make some of my own!!!!!"Goku quicky typed '145/x/wsf'. Piccolo awaited the answer.The other person typed "WHAT THE FUCK????????Are you saying that you are 145 years old???!"Goku typed "NO NO!!!!! I'm NOT 145 years OLD!!!!! i'm 26!!"(i'm guessing) The other person typed"WELL you just typed that.And WHAT sex are you? WHATS X???????!!!!!!"Goku frantically typed "I'm a MAN!!!!!" The other person typed "OOOHHHH a 26 year old MAN.........you sound DEAD SEXY!Where are you from?"Goku typed"I'm from Wisconsin." the other person typed"WISCONSIN???? Get out of here!!!!"Goku frowned.hey she just told me to get out of here!!!!! >.<Goku typed "Ok,I'll leave then." The other person typed"NO NO i didn't mean it THAT wa--"Goku signed off before she could say anything.Piccolo was on the floor laughing."MWAAHAHAHAA!!! Nice going Goku!" Goku narrowed his eyes angerly at Piccolo.Goku moaned."This AOL stuff isn't as great as they say."Piccolo was like" C'mon Goku lighten up!!!!!you just dont know how to HANDLE it" Goku rolled his eyes."And YOU do?" Piccolo winked.
An Hour later...........
Krillin walked in as Piccolo was going to go online."Hey there Piccolo! where's Goku?" Piccolo said "In the bathroom" without turning around."Krillin blushed and said"Oh". Goku came out of the bathroom like 10 minutes later."Ahhhhhhh THATs Better! Hey Krillin!"Krillin and Goku did some sort of secret handshake thing.Piccolo continued to ignore them.The first thing he did was go to the chat room.All these people were talking to him,commenting on his screename.I knew they would love my screename!!! heh.Then all of a sudden someone IMed him. Piccolo got all excited."YES YES YES somebody IMed somebody DID!"Goku and Krillin exchanged funny looks.ooooooooook.Piccolo smiled and typed"Whats up babe?".All of a sudden the other person wrote down"WTF!!!!!!!!!!!I'm A GUY!!!!!!!"Piccolo screamed and got offline.Goku was laughing his ass off.Chi Chi walked in and banged a frying pan across all 3 guys' faces.ow.Krillin moaned,"hey chi chi what was THAT for?!"Chi Chi turned back and smirked evilly.Krillin gulped nervuosly.
That night................
"You know what Goku?" Piccolo asked at dinner."What,Piccolo?"Goku said.Piccolo frowned and said"That AOL shit wasn't worth it.You know.And they have the nerve to call it #1???"Goku shook his head."yeehhh.Lets dump the computer in the trash." Piccolo lit up"Yeh thats a GREAT idea!"So they destroyed the computer and everything with it promptly after dinner.
The next morning......................
A dumb commercial popped up while Goku and Piccolo were watching TV.Dumbasses on Tv were saying stuff like"The BOOGIE BASS!!"And there was a fake fish on a board singing parodies of old songs that everyone forgot about.Goku looked at Piccolo"Piccolo,are you thinking,what I'm thinking?"Piccolo looked at him."LETS GET IT!!!!" They both screamed.They were out the door.CHi CHi walked in."AHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit,i sense a sequel to this story."
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^