Madness… we all experience it… but what happens when Reiko Toquori, Trunks, Trowa Barton, Heero Yuy, Chang Wufei and Goku, among others, are in the same room with a mentally unstable demon-chick? Let’s find out in…
Boredom Madness
By Nix
Nix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m Bored!
Trunks: Ummmmm… I can tell. Nix, get some sleep, babe.
Nix: ::provocatively:: Only if you come with me… ::smiles sweetly::
Trunks: Reiko…? What’d she do after 4:00 am this morning?
Reiko: How should I know??! Before 4:00 am, she was mentioning something about Trowa and Gundams.
Trunks: Dammit! Where’s Trowa?!
Trowa: It wasn’t me… I think it was Heero or Duo… Maybe Relena drugged her-that bitch.
Heero: Relena did nothing… I was with her the whole night…
Nix: Doing what, Heero-chan…? Heh heh
Duo: I was with Hilde… don’t even, Nix.
Reiko: I’m guessing that Chang Wufei was with his ‘Nataku’…?
Wufei: Damn right. YOU LEAVE ‘NATAKU’ OUT OF THIS, JAPANESE!
Reiko: ::starts pummeling Wufei::
Trowa: Uhhm… Reiko…?
Wufei: ::throws Reiko off::
Heero: Wufei?
Reiko: ::powering up a ki blast::
Trunks: Reiko-san… wait!
Son Gokou: KAMEHAME HA! ::knocks Reiko back::
Kyo: Leave my brother alone!
Trunks: Hoo boy
Heero: ::holding Wufei back::
Wufei: LEGGO HEERO I HAVE TO DEFEND NATAKU OR ELSE I CAN’T SAVE FACE! LET ME GO OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE MY WRATH TOO!
Trunks: Ooooooookayyyyyy………
Nix: Hee… hey, a vile.
Trunks: Oh great, Nix, ya drugged yourself!
Nix: ::confused face:: Huh?
Duo: Okay… I’m officially confused. ::leaves::
Nix: Buh-bye, Duo Maxwell.
Trowa: Uhmmm… Nix…? You okay?
Nix: Oh, I’m fine, babe.
Heero: Wufei, calm down!
Woufei: LEGGO OF ME THIS INSTANT HEERO YUY OR I’LL BE FORCED TO HURT YOU IN THE PROCESS OF HURTING THE JERK WHO DISSED NATAKU! STAND DOWN NOW!
Reiko: Somebody had too much coffee this mornin’.
Gokou: Out of the way, Kyo! Your brother was beating on someone half the size and age of him.
Reiko: I AM NOT 30, DAMMIT! ::curses in Japanese::
Trunks: Ooh, this is fun.
Gokou: Yeah, but beating on a kid, Reiko, come on…
Reiko: He dissed the Japanese.
Gokou: WHAT??! Why that li’l…!
Kyo: ::holding back Gokou:: Cool it!
Gokou: ::turns SSJ3::
Heero: ::lets go of Wufei:: Holy crud…
Wufei: ::pounces on Reiko:: APOLOGIZE FOR HURTING NATAKU’S FEELINGS YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING YOU!
Kyo: Uh-oh ::leaves just before Reiko starts pummeling Wufei again, this time with SSJ3 Gokou’s help::
Trunks: Hoo boy. I’m going to bed. Come, Nix… we’ll leave this to Reiko. ::leaves::
Nix: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ::follows Trunks—with a guttermind, mind you::
Reiko: ::stops pummeling Wufei:: Hey, Heero… where’d everybody go?
Heero: Dunno.
Trowa: ::Leaves::
Wufei: ::suckerpunches Reiko::
Reiko: ::monotone:: ow.
Wufei doesn’t apologize. Damn Chinese-no offense, Sub-Zero.
Reiko: :Damn Narrorator: Go to Hell, Wufei!
Heero: Oh, jeez.
Reiko: ::aimed towards Wufei:: KIKOHOU!
Tienshinhan: STOP COPYING MY MOVES!
Reiko: You’re not in this, Tienshinhan… besides, you don’t wanna get in rouble with L. Curtis Totty. He’s the one who started that.
Tienshinhan: Oh yeah. ::leaves::
Reiko: What’s his problem?
Gokou: ::shrugs::
Wufei: Forget about me? ::attempts to pummel SSJ3 Gokou::
Reiko: I quit… that’s a first for me. That move wasn’t done right anyways.
THIS DAMN THING WON’T END! Well, Wufei gets his ass kicked by SSJ3 Gokou, and Reiko and Heero become buds.