The.. BUM BUM BUM... Super slang saturated ending!!!
Now.... the rest of the story...
Kurilin: Finace?
17: Whoa now!
16: Dude! No way! That is like a total bummer!!
18: Hold up , na. You come up in my crib talking 'bout I's yo fiance?
Jona...er...KoRn: Das right girlfriend! Now you best get up outta my face!
18: Aight I be yo finance but I's gots ta see me a ring on my fingar or you
best get ta steppin'
Bulma: You go girl!
(everyone turns around, wondering where Bulma came from)
Bulma: Uh...er..eh....(sweatdrops, as she puts her hand behind her head)
....hehe..uh..I was just...leaving...(she inches away)
David: Why is everyone talking like this all of a sudden?
Kurilin: What you talkin' 'bout, David?
KoRn: Das it! You is my honey and yos my finance!
18: Yo I thought I said I wanted to see a ring up on my finger fo' we get
hitched!
KoRn: Ah...damn...das rite.. I be rite bak yo(flies off)
16: Dude, this would be like a totally awesome chance to escape.
17: (in bad english accent) You know my dear, that is a jolly good idea,
a-what?
David: Wait a minute.....
17: I say, what is it?
David: You didnt talk like that before....
17: Haha....o David, you jovial chap!
David: Ah forget it (looks at the other members of KoRn, who already have a
headache)
KoRn (at Wal-Mart): Dere should be a rang up in dis machine(inserts
quarter)Damn! a fake spider. I gots ta try again
(back at KoRn's lair)
18: Yo when iz my man gonna be back wit dat rang?
Kurilin: HOOOOOOOOOOOO doggie! If that boy aint comin back I get me some
prime cut 18!
David: Wait a second.......ah, screw it.(Looks at the other members of KoRn)
C'mon. Lets go back to the bus.
Fieldy: Too....much....slang.....
Head: My me hurts....(get it? His name is Head and is head
hurts!......Yeah,
I know.)
(david drags band members to the bus and drives away)
18: Yo, theys waz trippin!
17: Quite, Quite.
Kurilin: Yup.
(KoRn returns)
KoRn: Yo, biotch! I got you dat rang you wanted.
18: Its bout tiame!
16: Dude, let's like, ya know, see the ring 'n stuff?
Kurilin: Yeah, lets take a gander at that sucker!
KoRn: Aight here it go. (takes out plastic bubble, opens it reavealing.....)
18: A PLASTIC SPIDER??!?!?!?!
KoRn: Ya biotch, das all dey had!
17: You stupid bloke!
16: Dude, NOT COOL.
Kurilin: Dad-gummit you're a retard!
18: FOO! I'S GONNA KILL YOU!(shoots a huge ki blast into his head, blowing
it
off)
Kurilin: DANG!
17: Jolly good shot, 18!
16: Narley, dude! So totally awesome and radical!
18: Das wat you get! C'mon Kurilin, les go get freaky-deaky!
Kurilin: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEE!
(Kurilin and 18 walk off)
16: Dude, now what do we do?
17: I dont know, my good man, and the writer can't figure it out either.
16: Should we stop talking in slang?
17: Yeah, its getting old.
16: This was pointless.
17: Yeah, it was.
16: Wait, I think he's coming up with something!
Voice over: And so the androids learned to function as a society.They stayed
there for 5 hours, until the were rescvued by, oh, lets say Lunch.
17: THAT'S HOW YOU'RE ENDING IT???????
Writer: Yeah, you got a problem?(raises the almighty eraser)
17: Uh...no, no, None at all! hehe!
~THE END~
By Super Mr Popo
(
geocities.com/ac_natakusama)