"What's for tea, mum?" asked Keith Junior. Heather just smirked and carried on stirring the pot. Her husband Keith came dashing into the kitchen and gave her a big kiss and a cuddle.
"Wot's fer tea, dahlin'?" he asked. She just carried on stirring the pot and smiling, not saying a word. "Dahlin', I said, wot's fer tea?" he repeated, slightly annoyed. Heather woke up from her daydream and looked at Keith, then at the pot.
"It's HEINZ BAKED BEANS, you twit! Can't you SEE?" she yelled, kicking him out of the kitchen…