 Familiarize yourself with the First Amendment.
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Listen to one hour of National Pubic Radio (or the CBC)
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Take your meds.
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Call your hypno-therapist or Reiki master and discuss your plans in great detail. Spend as much time as possible digging into the reasons behind your anger.
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Ask her to refer you to a licensed psychiatrist.
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Ask your new doctor to adjust your medicatiton.
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Take an anger management course.
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Take a short nap.
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Look up the definition of irony and satire in a real dictionary.
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Read the chapter entitled "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection" in Carl Sagan's book: Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark.
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Repeat items 1-10
until you develop a sense of humour! |