your daily chores. You awoke without
kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact,
you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before
going to bed last night. You are so
unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living,
Fool, you are mine.
Remember,you and I have been going
steady for years. and I still don't
love you yet. As a matter of fact,
I hate you, because I hate God. I am
only using you to get even with God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm
going to use you as long as
possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me,
and I'm going to make your life a
living hell. That way, we'll be
together twice. This will really
hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing
Him who's boss in your life with
all of the good times we've had.
We have been watching dirty movies,
cursing people out, stealing, lying,
being hypocritical, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes,
gossiping, being judgmental, back
stabbing people, disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give
all this up. Come on, Fool, let's
burn together forever. I've got
some hot plans for us. This is
just a letter of appreciation from
me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS"
for letting me use you for most of
your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you.
When you are tempted to sin, you
give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take it's toll
on your life. You look 20 years
older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children
how to sin. All you have to do is
smoke, get drunk or drink while
under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip,
fornicate, and live being as
selfish as possible. Do all of
this in the presence of children
and they will do it too. Kids are
like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go
for now. I'll be back in a couple
of seconds to tempt you again. If
you were smart, you would run
somewhere, confess you sins, and
live for God with what little bit
of life that you have left. It's
not my nature to warn anyone, but
to be your age and still sinning,
it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate
you. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE
A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you really love me, you
won't share this letter with anyone.