Quotes
Here is a collection of quotes that I like, thought were interesting, or have used for trivia questions. They are separated into My Quotes, Movie Quotes, and Misc./Unknown Author Quotes with the people or movie in which I found it (unless I made it up or couldn't find the origin). I included Movie Alteration Quotes at the bottom of this page. Enjoy!!
My Quotes
Profound
"Our Purpose in Life is to Live and Grow."
"Good and Bad Experiences come our way and the ONLY thing we can do is Cope with them the Best we can." ~in regards to Adaptation
"Train to become a Conductor, and Orchestrate your own Battle." ~in regards to Martial Arts and Combat
Not So Profound
"Silence is Golden, but not in a CHATroom."
"When you wish upon a star...just make sure it's not an airplane."
"You can take therapy for dealing with your big head and all, but what are we going to do about your breath?" ~in Series 1, Episode 7
"Based on actual events, and twisted for Your entertainment!" ~when I saw the beginning of Black Hawk Down...
Movie Quotes
Profound
"Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you know them." ~Shrek
Not So Profound
"Remember this Sicilian Proverb: Man is like a piece of cheese................." ~Mafia
"DAMN I'M GOOD!!" ~Ace Ventura
Misc./Unknown Author Quotes
Profound
"Be Water, My Friend" ~Bruce Lee
Not So Profound
"If You Don't Smoke, I Won't Fart." ~an old pin
Movie Alterations
This section won't be up for a long, long time...It is a list of funny movie swear words altered for public/extended cable stations so "the family can watch it together"...
"Bull-Flippin Spit!"
Movie: Unknown; Channel: TBS or TNT
"Bird Spit"
Movie: Kiss the Girls; Channel: KNTV/KSBW
"Can I call you pig farmer?"/"No, only my friends can call me pig farmer."
Movie: BASEketball; Channel: TBS
"It's ok, you can say bull chips in here."
Movie: Summer School; Channel: Comedy Central