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| Ghost Poopie: You feel it come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet! Clean Poopie: The poopie comes out and you see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper! Wet Poopie: Even after wiping your butt 50 times, it still feels unwiped. You end up putting some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you don't get nasty poopie stain. Second Wave Poopie: Happens when you stand up after poppie-ing and start to pull your pants up. You suddenly realize that you have to poopie some more. "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead" Poopie: A poopie that causes you to strain so much, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie: The poopie is so big, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Poopie: So noisy, everyone within earshot starts giggling. Drinker Poopie: Occurs after a long night of drinking. Most noticeable trait is the skidmarks in the toilet bowl. Corn Poopie: Self explanatory. Nut Poopie: Self explanatory. "Gee, I wish I Could Poopie" Poopie: You'd really like to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Refer to WET POOPIE should you take Ex-Lax to alleviate the problem. Spinal Tap Poopie: A poopie that hurts so much on the way out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways! Wet Cheeks Poopie: A poopie that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with toilet water. Also refered to as a Power Dump. Liquid Poopie: Characterized by a yellowish-brown liquid that shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Upper-Class Poopie: Leaves no odor and may also have the characteristics of a CLEAN POOPIE. Surprise Poopie: You're not near the toilet and think you are just going to fart...but oops!...it's a poopie! The Dangling Poopie: A tough poopie that refuses to drop into the toilet, even though you are done poopie-ing. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. Also referred to as a Klingon. |