If you've ever watched a military movie then you know what a jodie is. They are those little "rhyming chants" or "songs" that personnel will say as they march. Some of them can be pretty clever. Within this section are a few more well-known ones. Hey, Army Can you hear me? Pick up your tanks and follow us We are the best that you will see Hey, Navy Can you hear me? Pick up your ships and follow us We are the best that you will see Hey, Marine Corps Can you hear me? Pick up your guns and follow us We are the best that you will see Hey, Air Force Can you hear me? Pick up your jets and follow us We are the best in ROTC We are the Air Force The mighty, mighty Air Force We ain't the Army The ground pounding Army We are the Air Force The mighty, mighty Air Force We ain't the Navy The deck swabbing Navy We are the Air Force The mighty, mighty Air Force We ain't the Marine Corps The jar head Marine Corps WE ARE THE AIR FORCE THE MIGHTY, MIGHTY AIR FORCE A little mouse With little feet Was sitting on my toilet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched his tail go round A yellow bird With a yellow bill Was sitting on my window sill I lured him in With a piece of bread Then I smashed his little head A little kitten A little cat Was sitting on my welcome mat I picked him up I made him purr Then I ripped off all his fur A little puppy With little paws Was sitting on my table saw I picked him up Like a piece of meat Then I chopped off all his feet Momma, Momma, look at me Look what the Air Force done for me Took away my Cadillac Now I'm marching there and back Momma, Momma, look at me Look what the Air Force done for me Took away my dancing shoes Now I'm wearing Air Force blues Momma, Momma, look at me Look what the Air Force done for me Took away my Michelob Now I'm drinking H2O Momma, Momma, look at me Look what the Air Force done for me Took away my PDA Now my boyfriend/girlfriend thinks I'm gay The Air Force Colors The color is red To show the world The blood we shed The Air Force Colors The color is white To show the world That we can fight The Air Force Colors The color is blue To show the world That we are true The Air Force Colors Red, White, and Blue To show the world That we'd die for you C-130 rolling down the strip Airborne daddy's gonna take a little trip Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door Jump on out and count to four If my chute don't open wide I got another one by my side If that chute don't open true Look out ground I'm a comin' through Hip hop lollipop Let me hear your left drop That sounded mighty fine Let me hear it three more times Hip hop clippety clap Let me hear your fingers snap That sounded mighty fine Let me hear it three more times Hip hop belly ache Let me see your booty shake That looked mighty fine Let me see it three more times Irene, Irene, she's one of the best, And every night I give her the test, The moon was high, the lights were dim, And there she stood all slick and slim, I warmed her up the best that I could, And when I got in her I knew she was good, I rolled her over on her side, And on her back I also tried, Irene, Irene, she's the best in the land, The best F-15 in the fighting command. Special thanks to the wonderful Valarie Donaho for the following jodie: We like to look good Look good, Feel good And when we look good We like to look good all day long Your left -RIGHT! Your left -RIGHT! Now drop! -SAY WHAT? And beat your face ROTC is going to rock this place