"It's romantic that Willoughby wants some of Marianne's hair," Dawn was saying as the Scoobies tramped into the Magic Box.

"Don't get any ideas," Anya said to Xander. "I like my hair where it is."

"Have you read the book?" Dawn asked him.

"No guy reads Jane Austen for fun," Xander replied.

"I always feel bad for Edward," Willow said, "pining for Elinor but trying to do the right thing."

"Edward was a git," Spike muttered. "Should've kissed her and to hell with the other chit."

Everyone's heads swiveled toward him.

Oh, bugger.

"Uh, Dru made me see the movie?"

~end~