Status bar quotes:
# 1: Bailey: "Maybe he's trying to destroy perfection. I'd better lock my doors."
Sam: "I think you can rest easy, Bailey."
# 2: Marcus: "Well you know who runs this family?"
Bartender: "The Father."
Marcus: "Just like my family."
# 3: Grace: "Now why would someone melt down money to make silver bullets?"
Sam: "Lone Ranger complex, maybe?"
# 4: George: "Do you think about this stuff all day all night?"
Sam: "No, I usually obsess about chocolate, can I please have that?"
# 5: Grace: "Excuse me, Bailey, I just wanna know one thing. How much do you love me?"
# 6: (about Bailey before the apprehension of the NOTW)"
John: "Me me me. The guy needs to learn a new pronoun."
# 7: Grace: "I thought you said the first born was supposed to be delivered late."
Sam: "Well it's only if it doesn't come early."
# 8: Nathan: "Take a look at this. Found it scattered around the bed."
John: "Sun flower seeds."
Nathan: "That's what it looks like. And this is - -"
John: "Dirt."
Nathan: "Whey, aren't you the smart one today!"
# 9: George: "I could've played baseball, you know. Short stop."
Grace: "Maybe in another life, doll."
# 10: John: "Am I dead?"
Sam: "Well, there is some dispute, but the doctors say no."
# 11: Sam: "You always take me to the nicest places."
Bailey: "I read it in a book, 'How To Impress Girls'."
Sam: "Yeah? What chapter are you in?"
Bailey: "Preface."
# 12: John: "Where did you get this?"
Frances: "Superdad's personal effects."
# 13: Miller: "The minimum portfolio Borden and Associates will manage is five million dollars."
Grace: "Oh damn it, I'm a half million short."
# 14: Sam: "I thought you were gonna cut down on your drinking."
Bailey: "There's ice in the glass."
# 15: Bailey: "Does he have a cabin by the lake?"
George: "It's never enough, is it? After I find it, you're gonna want me mow your lawn, paint your garage, huh?"
# 16: Sam: "No sex, no sugar, where is she from, Mars?"
# 17: Morissa: "Hey, Old Spice! I may call you even if nothing happens."
Sam: "You're so good with kids."
# 18: Sam: "Bailey wants us to call him if we find the rest of the money."
# 19: Marcus: "Easy easy easy man. You're not as strong as you look. Good thing you had that cocoa."
# 20: George: "Crystals, flaming swords, rituals, revenge. Is this full moon?"
# 21: Angel: "There was a man... with a very... very... very... long... HAIRY ARM!"
# 22: Marcus: "So what's up?"
Chilly Junior Chilly: "You looking for a lady. Sharon Lesher. I see her face every time I go buy stamps."
# 23: Grace: "You really know your freaks. I mean, that explains your fan mail."
# 24: Grace: "I'm sorry, Bail, that's all."
Bailey (looking very serious: "And for these prices. (Grace and George look uncomfortable. Bailey flashes a smile) Thanks."
# 25: Sam: "I don't think this guy is a normal arsonist."
John: "Isn't that an oxymoron?"
# 26: Sam: "He's challenging us to a game."
Bailey: "We win, we get Sharon. We lose, Jack gets you."
Sam: "Let's play."
# 27: Bailey: "Most of his clients were law firms."
Marcus: "Now there's your root to all evil right there."
# 28: Carl: "She's a handful."
Bailey: "Two handfuls, but worth six times that."
# 29: Sam: "He certainly came a long way to give us almost no information. Anyone else smell a rat?"
Grace: "A big, fat one, but the cat looked good bringing it in."
# 30: John: "Best overtime I ever worked."
George: "He put in for ot. What a guy."
# 31: Sam: "Aren't you gonna tell me this isn't gonna hurt?"
Grace: "Well, I wouldn't actually say that, but my patients rarely complain."
# 32: John: "I'm back. I put my application in on Tuesday."
Grace: "He's on probation. So far so good. We'll see."
#33: Sam: "Look at that. Ronnie McDern fan club."
Bailey: "You'd think she'd touch up her roots for the picture if she really cared."
# 34: John: "Got any weapons on you, Emmett?"
Emmett: "I got a frog in my pocket."
John: "So you do."
# 35: Vanderhorn: "See, I have thousands of employees, and I don't know them all by name." (both men laugh)
Bailey: "Well, we do."
# 36: Sam: "Bailey! What is this? Here's a line of scrimmage, here's me, now I'm supposed to go around there and..."
Bailey: "You run thirty yards on a fly."
Sam: "Right, well what's a fly?"
Bailey: "I toss the ball, you catch it."
(to a Dictaphone) Sam: "He tosses the ball, I catch it - fly. Helps me to remember, be quiet."
# 37: Bailey: "How do we get to him?"
John: "The old-fashioned way. Find out who he is, knock on his door and cuff him."
# 38: Sam: "You know, I don't think I've ever had red wine with macaroni and cheese. It's very good."
Bailey: "I drink it with everything."
# 39: John: "Grace is the least likely for one of us to suspect, so I say she's the one Portrero made us a mole."
Nathan: "Ah, the Perry Mason school of deduction."
# 40: John: "Bailey's been out of the hospital for two months, and he's quarter-backing the game."
Sam: "He is?"
John: "Yeah, you bet. The Rattle Snake. He moves, he strikes, the best."
# 41: Bailey: "I just left Deems' office."
Sam: "Were you your sweet charming self?"
# 42: Sam: "Grace, your skin, it just looks amazing."
Grace: "Thank you. Being pregnant, thank you."
# 43: Coop: "Hey, Bailey. He'll be flirting with the nurses before lunch."
# 44: Uncle Joe: "I hope you're not a basketball fan."
Sam: "Well, I know who Michael Jordan is."
# 45: Sam: "And you thought, 'Hey, it's 11:30 at night. Why not call Sam and see if she wants to go see a show downtown?"
Bailey: "Got the best dancers on the street."
Sam: "Well, in that case..."
# 46: George: "Let me try scanning for viruses."
John: "You're supposed to be scanning killers, not viruses, George."
Bailey: "Why don't you give it some cold medicine?"
# 47: (to Angel, who's working out)
Sam: "You know you're only doing that to make me feel guilty. I mean, you've got this perfect body, you're, you're skinny as a rail, and yet every morning, you come out here and punish yourself."
# 48:Bailey: "Hell, Sam, I've got petunias and a picket fence."
Sam: "I know... And I still find that very hard to believe."
# 49:Bailey: "Marcus, Birmingham. Check out the 16th Street gang."
Sam: "I'll go with you."
Marcus: "Yeah, that ought keep me from being noticed."
# 50:Miller: "You'll sleep better if you divert yourself of the emotional component."
John: "Must be why you Washington types are downright narcoleptic."
# 51: Bailey: "Your FBI id, driver's license and credit card. Don't do too much damage. All under Sam Lawson."
Sam: "The perfect gift for that special someone."
# 52: John: "Talk about being caught in somebody's crossers, huh? Conservative ladykiller."
Sam: "For a fleeting second there I had a feeling that Nixon was misunderstood."
# 53: Grace: "Excuse me, Bailey, but I just wanna know one thing. How much do you love me?"
# 54: George: So, retrieving the information will to close to impossible."
Bailey: "What you meant to say is, 'I relish the challenge.'"
George: "Yeah, I relish the challenge."
# 55: Bailey: "Let's go get you some soap for your mouth."
John: "You know, for once I wanna play the good cop."
Bailey: "Who'd believe it?"
# 56: Coop: "Bailey, if I say yes, do I have to get a hair cut?"
Bailey: "Call it a trim. We'll talk about the gum after you take the oath."
# 57: Frances: "Nobody has to know."
# 58: Bailey: "Oh no."
John: "What do you see?"
Bailey: "Contrary to popular opinion, John, I'm not Superman, I can't see through walls."
# 59: Bailey: "Jack as a skeleton."
Grace: "We should only be so lucky."
# 60: Coop: "Hey, Bailey. He'll be flirting with the nurses before lunch."
# 61: Bailey: "I need to get something."
Sam: "For Janet?"
Bailey: "How do you know it's not for you?"
Sam: "Please".
# 62: Coop: "You know what this is?"
Sam: "No."
Coop: "Me neither, it's pissing me off."
# 63: Bailey: "We could have met somewhere else. You might wanna get struck by lightning, but I don't."
# 64: John: "So, where is Herr Lord and Master?"
Bailey: "On his way to the command center."
# 65: Portrero: "There's a mole in this room. And I want you to find him."
George: "Three weasels I know about, but no moles."
# 66: Sam: "Most amphibians and reptiles are shaded for camouflage, but this little guy's colors say, look at me, admire me, I'm beautiful, I'm unique, but I am a touch-me-not. I'm the deadliest of my kind.'"
# 67: Bailey: "I'm Bailey Malone."
Logan: "Christine Logan. I left several messages. Then camped in the lobby. Then refused to leave. Evidently it's easier getting a meeting with Joint Chiefs of Staff."
Bailey: "Joint Chiefs of Staff aren't as busy as I am."
# 68: Marcus: "Just saying goodbye. See, I got a new job with Travelling Excitement.
Bailey: "Joined the navy?"
# 69: Bailey: "I never should have brought you in on this in the first place."
Sam: "Oh please, don't be so arrogant. What? I mean, you think you're the cause and solution for everything?"
Bailey: "Yes, I do!"
# 70: Local cop: "This used to be the public library. They closed it down for termites."
John: "They closed it? Never heard of bug spray in Louisiana?"
# 71: John: "Indianapolis. Why grab him there and take him all the way to Atlanta, that must be, what --"
George: "That'd be 433 miles."
# 72: Bailey: "John should stop tapping his foot. He sounds like the NBA times ten."
# 73: Farrarini: "And you. You're looking good." (walks away)
Sam: "Gee, thanks."
# 74: John: "George, what we got on Jimmy Coniglio?"
George: "You sound just like Bailey."
John: "Order up a chopper George and keep checking. Gracie, good work. Sam, what you do think? Marcus, talk to one of John's old contacts in the Atlanta pd. Alright people, let's move. Warm up another chopper, George."
George: "You know he'd kill you."
# 1: Bailey Malone has been called a lot of names. However, which of the following nick names is not from the series?
# 2: Over the years, Sam brought some very interesting things to our attention. But, which trivia can we not attribute to her?
# 3: Which is of the following does not hold water when it comes to John?
# 4: We all know that assessing commonality between victims goes a long way in profiling the perpretrator. Let's take a different approach: what is the commonality between these episodes of Profiler?
# 5: The VCTF sure knew their famous people. Nonetheless, who of the following wasn't mentioned in the show?
# 6: Profiler animals, folks! Or exotic animals, to be more specific. ;) Which animal on the list was never mentioned on the show?
# 7: Can you remember Profiler drinks? Pick out the one drink on the list that wasn't mentioned in the series.
# 8: You might not have realised it, but our wonderful Profiler characters have few things in common. Nevertheless, which alternative is not right?
# 9: "If I can make it there / I'll make it anywhere / It's up to you New York, New York"... Profiler characters have mentioned this city quite a few times. Which of the following points is incorrect?
# 10: Connect these memorable quotes to their rightful owners.
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A Grace
B Nathan C George D Sam E John F Bailey |
# 11: Took the week off. :)
# 12: During the first two seasons, some NOTWs were driven by problems in society, from pollution and nuclear disarmament to glorification of false beauty. Which of the following NOTWs was not motivated by this kind of an agenda?
# 13: What is the commonality between these superb episodes?
# 14: Profiling pets and their owners: which of the following pet/owner couplings isn't real?
# 15: Characters and their accessories. Alright, my obsessed ones, which of the alternatives is incorrect?
# 16: Let's assess commonality once again, people! What binds these three crew members together?
# 17: Identify the NOTW nickname that was not mentioned or seen on the show.
# 19: Time to figure out what these Profiler stars have in common!
# 20: Do you know the people our characters are talking about?
# 21: Assess which of the following singers/bands isn't connected to the show, and in what capacity?
# 22: Gave my creative Profiler side a week's vacation.
# 23: Odd man out, or the episode, as the case may be. Which of the following episodes was not written by two writers?
# 24: Time to reminisce guest stars of the series. Can you name the characters whom these actors played? All of them appeared in more than one episode.
# 25: Remember literary works used or referred to in the series? If you do, can you eliminate the one that hasn't been mentioned by the characters?
# 26: Time to test your TPTB knowledge once again! :) Choose the right director/episode pairs.
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A "Ties That Bind"
B "Die Beautiful" C "Every Five Minutes" D "Into The Abyss" E "Modus Operandi" |
# 27: Time to reminisce end remarks of episodes. Pair 'em up correctly!
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A Root Of All Evil
B Lethal Obsession C Breaking Point D I'll Be Watching You E Cycle Of Violence |
# 28: Sam's been a damsel-in-distress of sorts in few episodes. In which of the following episodes was she not in a dangerous situation?
# 29: No new brain teaser this week, ladies and gents!
# 30: Among the peculiarities that the town of Otis offered to our agents, the local diner gave out only one dish to eat. What was it?
# 31: Think back to 1998. Still remember the game Jack sent the VCTF in "Die Beautiful"? Good. Now, list the game pieces Jack had given out to each VCTF member. Come back next week to find out if you were right.
And the answers are... Sam's game piece was a mirror cube, Bailey was a horse's head, John a clown, George was a mouse, Grace's game piece was a scalpel and Marcus was a bomb.
# 32: Connect our Profiler stars with their former tv series.
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A Dream Street
B Fame C Sisters D True Blue E Another World |
# 33: Introducing the first ever crossword puzzle! Have fun with this one...
Clues:
Across:
1. Ally's character name in "Happy, Texas".
3. The name Jack used during his stay at St Angela's children's home.
5. The city that Roma was named after.
6. The last name of the director of "Old Acquaintance".
8. The name of a song used in "Into The Abyss".
Down:
2. Robert's field of expertise in music.
4. The last name of the singer whose song we heard in "Ring Of Fire".
7. Chloe's hobby.
# 34: Which of the following episodes didn't have a female serial killer on the loose?
# 35: Life after our beloved series... Can you pick the correct pairs between the people who worked on Profiler and their newest projects or guest appearances?
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A "ER"
B "Once and Again" C "Charmed" D "First Wave" E "The Beast" |
# 36: Now, as the trivia section of "Power Corrupts" tells you, TPTB of Profiler are known to have included some of the crew members' names in the series. Of the following crew members, whose name was not refered to in the series?
# 37:Our Profiler actors and their theatre productions! Pair 'em up correctly. (Check out my actor sections for help. ;))
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A Twelfth Night
B Love Letter C Three Penny Opera D Eastern Standard E States of Shock F A Midsummer Night's Dream |
# 38: In which episodes did the following cast members make their first appearances?
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A "Crisis"
B "Unsoiled Sovereignty" C "Unholy Alliance" D "Primal Scream" E "It Cuts Both Ways" |
# 39: Introducing AMO's Profiler crossword puzzle Ed. 2! Have fun...
Clues:
1. Ancient Persian god prominently featured in "Burnt Offerings".
2. First season finale's name.
3. Brand of the shoes Traci used in the teaser of "Old Acquaintance".
4. Last name of the artist whose work has been seen in "Learning From the Masters".
5. Name of the song heard in "Primal Scream".
6. Real name of one of the panthers that played Sam's spirit gude in "Sorcerer's Apprentice".
7. Acronym of "Nutball of the Week".
8. Last name of the man who directed "Sorcerer's Apprentice".
9. Bailey's birth city.
10. Band whose song was heard in "Blue Highway".
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