By Blade
6 June 2000
With all her exposure she is easily the best known women wrestler on the planet. As such the WWF is forced to stick her into storylines and since she doesn't wrestle in the Women's Division, she acts as a manager. What is her true purpose? Ever since the early days of DX, Chyna has been knocking nutz allowing her man to get the easy win. How could a wrestler get over if he needs a girl to win the match for him? This is the reason why HHH took so long to reach mainevent status. Did any of you notice how fast HHH shot to the top after Chyna left DX? The purpose of a valet is to get the wrestler over with the audience. Can she do that? Hell no!
The same thing almost happened to Y2J, fortunately the WWF realized the danger before it was too late. While Y2J managed to escape, Eddie Guerrero wasn't so lucky. Guerrero could easily be an Inter-Continental Title contender if it wasn't for this infernal Latino Heat crap. Sure he has the European Title but he didn't win it, nor has he won any of his title defenses purely on his own. I can't wait for the real Eddie to come back.
I'm sure that some hardcore Chyna fans may think that she deserves to have a part to play in matches. Well she does have a part to play in the Women's Division. The Women's Title was never one of the meaningful belts in the WWF. Chyna's refusal to wrestle in that realm only seeks to draw down the division which could benefit immensely from Chyna's presence. Chyna is to blame for not making the Women's Division more credible since she is the only female wrestler with enough status to turn it around. In my opinion Lita vs. Chyna would be an incredible feud, will it ever happen? I think not. It's far more likely that she'll degrade the Inter-Continental Championship again.
The truth is that Chyna is the worst valet in the history of wrestling because she steals popularity from the wrestlers she manages. She selfishly allows the Women's Title to sink lower and lower. Chyna does nothing to improve the status of anyone else so why even have her around? Don't get me started by her horrendous boobs. Her breasts are blatantly fake. They are way too big considering how built Chyna is, no woman who does that much weight training can have breasts like that. I don't even consider them to be "puppies", they almost look as if they're stuck on. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not against breast implants (which man is?) as long they look real.
You could even call her the female equivalent of Hulk Hogan, they both have a lot in common. Of course she lacks the ego and age.
• They are both the most famous person in their realms. (Hogan was easily the most popular wrestler in history and Chyna is the most famous woman wrestler in history.)
• They naturally don't put anyone over.
• Their pectoral area is disgusting to look at.
• They have no true purpose in wrestling.
The World Wrestling Federation would be a much better place without her. Hopefully her acting career will take off soon so we'll never have to see her again.
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