Welcome to “The Forced Couple of the Week” show! Maybe that should be “Forced Couple of the Year” show…
I think once a year is about all I can handle.
I agree.
Yeah, whatever. Notice our pretty new icons? Thank you, Triad!
On with the show! Today’s contestants are…::drum roll:: Karst and Felix!
This gets scarier and scarier all the time…
…I’m afraid…
…YOU’RE afraid?
…

~*later, in the pool*~

So…uh…Karst…uh…
::scary:: DON’T talk to me.
::in scared voice:: ‘Kay…

~*Later*~

So…
::glare of DEATH::
…I’ll be quiet now…

~*Later*~

Hey, Felix, I’m in a better mood now, what do you want to talk about?
::schnore::
::glares at him:: PYROCLASM!
::wakes up, extra crispy:: OW!
…::gets out:: Time’s up.
…oookay…

That was boring.
And I thought this couple might work out, too.
So I fell asleep! So sue me! It wasn’t like she wanted to talk until I WAS asleep!
::ignoring him:: If any couple worked out our ratings would plummet!
…What ratings?
He has a point.
Well, if no one’s reading this, then I can do whatever I want!
…Why do I feel like we’ve unleashed a monster?
We’ve done far worse than that, I’m afraid.
Tune in…sometime!
::grumbling:: It’s not MY fault…I hate my life…
Maybe you should rename it “Forced Couple of the Century”.
Oh…shut up…