Felix's Dating Tips For Guys
*Look nice. Girls like it when you put some effort into your appearance.
*Talk with her parent (or older brother, ALEX!). If you establish a friendship with the parental units then your relationship is bound to be better.
*Whatever you do, don't make her dad mad. (Or her older brother, ALEX!)
*If you become really good friends with her mom, then she'll bake you cookis. ^_^
*Take her somewhere nice, not just the greaseball fast food joint on the corner.
*Don't burp at dinner. Particularly if it's a really smelly burp.
*Farting is out of the question. You pass gas with her and you might as well dump her.
*Compliment her fashion sense. Girls love that.
*If you go to the movies, make sure you go to one of those theaters where the arm rests go up. That way you can cuddle. (This exludes you, Alex.)
*Girls are absolute suckers for flowers, chocolate, and teddy bears.
*Put a lot of thought into what you get her on Holidays.
*If she buys you clothing, wear it around her as much as you possibly can.
*Don't press her into anything she deosn't want to do! if she doesn't want it, then YOU don't want it. (ALEX...)
*If she's chewing gum, she's prepared to make out. Unless your name is Alex, go for it, man!
*If she smacks you when you go in for the kill, keep your distance for a while. If your name is Alex, perferably for forever.
*Have dinner with her parents (or older brother) from time to time. It shows that you realize that they are a part of the relationship.
*Don't play video games when you're talking with her, even on the phone. She'll know, man. They always know...
*If she gets mad at you fill something of hers bigger than a coffee cup with roses. If your name is Alex, try the entire house.
*Do something creative to ask her to a dance. She'll lap it right up.
*Poetry is a very, very good thing. If you don't write it, memorize and recite something sappy.
*If you go to a chik flick, don't laugh during the "dramatic" parts.
*Keep a conversation going. Long, akward silences will give her a chance to think about what you're saying. Or, if your name is Alex, what a slimeball you are.
*Don't make a pig of yourself at dinner.
*Breathmints are your best friends. Period.
*Don't talk about how many girls talk to you, wether it be online or through snail mail, and who they are to your girlfriend. It makes her very mad. If your name is Alex, she's the only girl that talks to you, so just ignore this tip and go to the next one.
*When on the phone with your girlfriend and you're online at the same time, do not comment when one of your friends who is female is online. If you do, do not get off the phone to talk to this person. Get off line. Talk to your girlfriend. Pay full attention to her. If you don't, she'll know. It's just like when you're playing video games. They always know.
*Don't poke her when she's trying to sleep in health. It makes her very grumpy. If your name is Alex, then this tip doesn't apply. Go ahead. Poke her. Maybe she'll torch you.

Dating tips for girls
*Don't take forever getting ready. Particularly if the guy is downstairs waiting for you. Particularly if that guy's name is Alex. I want to spend as little time with him as possible.
*Burping makes you cool in the guy's handbook.
*Don't be a complete snob. Wherever he takes you, try to have a good time.
*Don't give your guy clothes for a Holiday. He wants food, video games, and CDs. In that order. Unless your guy's name is Alex, and then clothes are fine.
*If you don't want to mak out, don't chew gum. THIS MEANS YOU, JENNA!
*Hit the guy where it counts if he goes too far. He'll get the point, especially if you're wearing stilleto heels. Take this advice to heart, Jenna.
*Have dinner with his parents and invite him to dinner as much as you can. Parents and older brothers are an important part of your relationship.
*Make sure you're on his mom's good side. She's the one you have to worry about.
*When he asks you to a dance creatively, respond with "yes" and food. Unless his name is Alex. Then you just ignore him.
*Try to avoid chick flicks. Guys don't really enjoy chick flicks.
*If the guy is nervous, just keep on talking.
*Don't call him too much. It'll smother him. Make him call you ever once in a while.
*Starving yourself at dinnner won't make your night better. Your stomach will growl and you'll be miserable all night long.

Hopefully that helped all your trouble needs for dating. Thank you for reading my dating tips.
::teleports in the room::So if I read them, does that mean I can date your sister?
No you can't. Didn't I tell you to get out of my lounge?
I was only trying to help!
This is MY lounge to talk to people about dating. And that excludes you!
Why?
Because you aren't allowed in my lounge! Now get out of my Lounge before I get my body guard to through you out.
You have a body guard?
Yes, he is trained.
Is there a problem here?
No! It can't be you! I'm leaving. ::teleports::
What just happened?
Nevermind, you may go now. I'll get him sooner or later. Make sure he doesn't enter the lounge.
Why?
Don't ask questions.
Okay, you're the boss.
So, join my lounge! Follow the instructions and we will welcome you into the lounge. Have fun!