Felix's Dating Game Round 1
Felix: Hi, and welcome to Felix's Dating Game! The lucky contestant today is...::looks at card...squints, looks again:: Um...uh...is this right?
Isaac: ::grabs card:: It sure is! Today on Felix's Dating Game the lucky consestant is the man himself...Felix!
Felix: B-but...this is the first show, and I'M supposed to be the host...and...
Isaac: ::ignores Felix:: Alright, Felix, on the other side of this curtain are three LOVELY ladies waiting to see if they are your lucky number one! You will ask each of them three questions, and from their answers you'll choose the lady of the night!
Felix: ::in a whisper:: You're good at this.
Isaac: ::also in a whisper:: Thanks. ::normal voice:: Alright, Felix, and we're ready for the first question! ::hands Felix a card::
Felix: Okay...um...Girl #1...
Erin: Ooh! That's me!
Felix: Right...um...What do you look for in a guy?
Erin: ::thinks for a minute:: Well, let me think...I like a guy who is honest, funny, smart, yes cute, sensitive but not too sensitive, and doesn't try to weasel his way out of debts ::thinking:: ummmmm.....(and yes, this is really what I look for in a guy....a guy who won't borrow my money and never return it...and Felix owes a life debt haha!)
Felix: Uh...
Erin: That's all!
Felix: Okay...Girl #2...
Zichic: ME!
Felix: Do you find long brown hair attractive?
Zichic: Well, I like anime, manga, and rpg guys with long hair, like Hotohori and you and Alex, but not in real life.
Felix: Alright...well...Girl #3-
Hare-chan: Yes?
Felix: Do you think Venus Adepts are sexy?
Hare-chan: Guy Venus Adepts, yes.
Felix: Okay.
Hare-chan: What?
Felix: I expected a really long answer.
Hare-chan: I say what gets the job done.
Felix: Alright....
Isaac: Okay, that's the end of Round 1! Tune in for Round 2, coming soon!

Round 2