Welcome to...
Master Hama's
School of Yoga!

::in mystical voice:: And breath in...and out...
Why are we doing this, anyways?
Because Yoda is good for the soul.
I thought it was Yogurt.
Is food all you think about, Garet?
No-
::snaps:: STUDENTS! FOCUS! ::back in mystical voice:: Breath in...breath out...
::trying to imitate Master Hama's pose:: Man...how does she do that? It's practically physically impossible!
No it's not. Yoga allows you to find your inner calm, and it's good for you, besides!
Wow, Felix. I didn't know you could bend like that.
I agree with Felix. Yoga is good for the body and the mind.
So's broccoli.
::still in mystical voice:: Inhale...exhale...
::falls over:: Grr...
Try again, Alex.
Do or do not. There is not try.
This isn't YODA, Isaac. It's YOGA. With a "g".
Garet's right, it DOES sound like Yogurt.
Now I'm hungry.
::in mystical voice:: Think soothing thoughts. Allow your body to move with your breathing.
Somehow I feel like she doesn't know what she's doing.
Oh, it's not her. It's the people writing our script.
We have a script?
::shows him the script:: Yup. See?
Woah...::stops doing the stretching and breathing stuff to contemplate the script:: I never knew...
So this entire time you were just winging it?
Basically.
So this is a lot for you two to take in, isn't it.
Oh yeah...
::and yet again...in mystical voice:: Spin your partner round and round...
I think I pulled something.
::in mystical voice:: Gentlemen...ladies...and one two three...one two three...
Who votes that we stop this entire thing?
ME!
Coolness.
Who's up for frozen yogurt?
YAY!!!!!

::a long time passes::

::still in her mystical voice:: And then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
I love Yoga.
Me, too.

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