Hi, my loyal and faithful fans!
You have fans? ::clears throat:: Yes, Sheba, I DO have fans. Wow...
I know, I'm surprised, too.
Sure Ivan has fans!
Yes, they call themselves "Fans of a Blonde Midget", or FBM. ::growls:: Garet... :pats him on the head:: Whatcha gonna do about it? ::ignores him:: Alright...so...this is where you can join
Ivan's Dance Club.You'll get a newsletter every week with updates, pictures, and other fun stuff every week!
Just remember, Elena and Akiko are REAL people with REAL
lives.
Lives? They have LIVES? I'm sure they have lives beyond this site. So...uh...join my Dance Club! It's fun, really! Just put your email in the box, and you'll automatically join Ivan's Dance Club!
And you just have to state the obvious. What?