Akiko
Elena

::in talk show host voice:: Hello, and welcome to the "Forced Couple of the Week" show, inspired by the worst-I mean, the most romantic holiday of the year! Valentines Day! Anywho, let's explain the rules.
::in explain everything on a talk show voice:: In the "Forced Couple of the Week" show, two contestants, a male and a female, will be chosen randomly and forced to spend one hour together in a hot pool.
So...basically you're forcing two people to be together against their will.
Basically.
Isn't their something in the constitution against that?
Look at it this way, it's like Spin the Bottle with names in cups and a hot pool. Except for you don't have to kiss.
Oh. Okay!
And our first contestant is...
Menardi and Picard!
WHAT?!
Oh dear lord...
I have to spend an hour in a hot tub with a dead chick!
::hits him:: Shut up, Lemurian boy.
Well, get right on in, guys! Have fun!

~*much later, in the pool*~

::filing her nails to points:: You know, I really have nothing against you.
Really?
Well, you weren't exactly part of the group that got me "killed", and you weren't one of the traitors in our group. Therefore, I think that you're okay.
Well...that's a relief.
::narrows her eyes:: What do you mean by that?
Well, no offense, but you're really strong, and you're kind of scary-
You JERK!

::the water starts heating up::

AAAGH! Too hot!
One more comment like that and I'll make sure you NEVER have children!
::casts Glacier, the water cools down:: Aw...much better.
::shivering:: TOO COLD! ::casts Heat Wave::
TOO HOT!

~*Much later*~

How'd you guys manage to flood the room?
Long story.
Well, there you have it! The first forced couple of the week, and they survived! Stay tuned for next week, or the next couple of days, or whenever Akiko feels like it, for more "Forced Couple of the Week"!

::talk show music::

And just in time for Valentine's, too. How cute! Or not. Okay, that was just kind of scary. But I tried twice, and both times I got Menardi and Picard! (it's destiny, I tell you) Well, I don't know how long this will keep going, so yeah. Maybe forever. Maybe only a few weeks. Who knows. Yeah. And stuff. Hopefully some better couples start showing up...