And now, Garet's Kitchen Proudly Presents...
A Special Interest Page, Specially for Mizuru, Dedicated To...

Garet's Nameless Little Brother Who Looks Way Too Much Like a Girl!


I do not!
Yes, you do.
Well, if I look at you like THIS...::turns her head sideways and squints REALLY hard:: THEN you look like a boy. Otherwise...well...
You're so mean!
Hey, don't pick on my little brother!
Don't you mean your little sister?
Not funny, Isaac.
But he looks like a girl.
::clears his throat::
::goes silent and looks at him::
Thank you. We're supposed to give a tribute to Garet's little brother. Now, tell me what you think about Garet's little brother.
Okay...okay...
Garet's little brother. What more can I say? He looks like a girl. But you have to agree with me, those huge eyes and he squeaks a lot. What more can BE said? And why doesn't he have a name?
Garet's little brother is ADORABLE! But he does look like a girl. Kind of like that Ivan kid, really.
I don't really remember Garet's little brother, the kid that looked like a girl, right? I don't remember his name...did he ever have a name? I'm not sure...
Garet's little brother is so CUTE! He looks like a girl, just like Ivan! Has the big eyes and everything, but Garet's brother's eyes are red. Creepy...and does he not have a name? Because I swear, everyone just runs around saying "Garet's little brother"...
He's my little brother. What more can be said?
I never saw Garet's little brother. But I would probably agree with whatever Jenna said. She's ALWAYS right, y'know.
I do not recall Garet having a brother. I guess it was never mentioned. But I also heard he has a sister. Wonder if she's cute...
Um...Garet's little brother is...Garet's little brother?
Why are you asking me this? I was barely in the game at all!
I am meditating. Leave me in peace.
Garet has a little brother? Poor kid...
Why should I care?
About what?
Some little brat, Garet's little brother.
Oh, you mean ol' fire head's little brother?
Yeah, good ol' fire head.
Y'know, there are a LOT of things I could say about you.
But you won't.
Yeah, you're afraid of us.
Oh, yeah, afraid. Sure. What are you going to do, throw me into the happy sparkly pink and purple room of ultimate terror?
Hey, watch it!
::to Saturos:: I thought the happy sparkly pink and purple room of ultimate terror was a good idea.
::glares at Garet:: You're mean.
Right...
Oh, my little brother is so ANNOYING! He's a big doofus, he uses WAY too much hair gel, and he crushes my flowers!
We were talking about your OTHER little brother.
I have another little brother? Really?
::eyes wide:: Moving on.
Who cares?
Yeah, honestly, who cares?
I want to live forever! What? Garet's little brother? Garet's the loud one, right?
Why am I last? And I don't look like a girl!
But Ivan, that's why FBM likes you!
Really?
Of course! Would I lie to you?
Yes. You've done it before, and you'll probably do it again.
About matters of FBM?
Yeah, Ivan, wear your girliness with pride!
Stop picking on Ivan!
Garet's little brother? Um...cute kid...kinda creepy with those big eyes, though.
Garet has a family? And a home of his own? REALLY! I had no idea...I just thought he was at our house all the time because he had nowhere else to go.
Picard, you can stop interviewing now.
Fine, I guess that's that. Thank you for visiting the page dediated to...

Garet's Nameless Little Brother Who Looks Way Too Much Like a Girl!


(This page has no affiliation with the fic "Nameless". Thank you. Also, Akiko and Elena are well aware that, according to Venus Lighthouse, Garet's little brother's name is Aaron. but it was funny, right? Right?!)