Quick After-Battle Triple Chocolate Cake
First, round up the prisoners and have them make a good fire. Pile shields around it to hold in heat.

Assemble Ingredients
Butter the size of a good spear head
A good big fistful of brown sugar
A big fistful of white sugar
A couple of eggs
A good splash of vanilla
Secret Magic Ingredient
Milk from a chocolate cow
A small fistful of cocoa
Two or three fistfuls of flour
Pinch of salt
Two pinches soda
Hunk of chocolate, hacked to bits with second-best sword

Pic a small shield and clean it, then grease it up good. Sprinkle a little flour and save it for later.

In somebody else's helmet, beat butter and brown sugar and white sugar together-make sure helmet is clean before using! Add eggs and beat some more. Add vanilla and Secret Magic Ingredient and beat it all again.

Stir flour, cocoa, salt, and soda together in whatever is handy. Add to batter, alternating with milk. Beat real good. Stir in chocolate pieces.

Dump batter into greased shield. Bake next to fire while gathering loot. Give helmet back to sucker who let you mix cake in it; promise him first piece if he gets too mad. Eat warm while counting loot. Serves two.

The real recipe