A nun asked her class to write a note to God. Here are some of the notes:

Dear GOD:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones You have?
Johnny

Dear GOD:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother.
Larry

Dear GOD:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear GOD:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear GOD:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
Jane

Dear GOD:
I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear GOD:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Lucy

Dear GOD:
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Anita

Dear GOD:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear GOD:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear GOD:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear GOD:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla

Dear GOD:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear GOD:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear GOD:
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Dear GOD:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear GOD:
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Dean

Dear GOD:
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear GOD:
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear GOD:
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear GOD:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear GOD:
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear GOD:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Sara