Rejected Zelda Plots
Link is a player: Confirmed!!!
By: Me and Masta M (masta_m_vw@hotmail.com)
Okay, I know how to get the triforce!!! Here are the steps:
1. Fall in love with Princess Zelda and make out with her
2. Cheat on her by makin out with Malon
3. Cheat on both by Makin out with Saria
4. Cheat on all three by makin out with epona
5. Now they will all be really mad at you.
6. They will tickle you into the ground, and there is where you will find the triforce!
signed:
- Ima reelist upid
Self Dustruct 64 and get the triforce!
Thanks to: TriForceSearcher@aol.com
okay use the gameshark put in moonjump go to the temple of time and moonjump in the pedestal room now go in to the ceilingwhen up there use your sword attack fly into infinite now save before it freezes mow play the bta quest hold r you have to have the warp to anywhere code on now when youre in there float into rauru he will throw you up now as you slowly disenigrate play prelude of light now play the song of time you will end up in the kakariko village go to lon lon ranch and make out with epona then attack talon he will turn into a gossip stone then go to gerudo valley and play the requim of spirit youll end up on the pillar above your jail dont get the hart piece or youll screw it all up now you have to be a kid to do this shoot the sand goddess with your sling shot and she will come to life (if you have the invincibilty the owl will never come and the game will freeze )ending with your head exploding now the owl will come and poop on her head now he will take you out of the game he will show you the triforce get the triforce youll let out a big giant fart the screen turns into green mist and then it freezes your game will never work agian
Picture by meWhat happens when my zelda pics fall into the hands of my little brother:
Link: Hey Zelda? Zelda? Helloooooooooo????
Thanks to: Bomb Owl
Ganon: Im afraid you wont be seeing her anymore....
Link: Hey Zelda? Zelda? Helloooooooooo????
Link: Like why?
Ganon: Like duh....i put her in a that crystal thingy.
Link: Like why?
Ganon: Cuz i like...felt like it...
Unknown to you (the reader) this conversation carried on for about 4 days 8 hours 26 minutes and 54 seconds until finally....
Zelda: Hello? You two are the most idiotic people in this entire freakin world!!!!!! Why cant you figure out that you are supposed to fight???!!!!! By the way this is not the Legend of Link and Ganon having a dumb conversation!!! Its the legend of Zelda!!!!! MEEEE!!!!
- Gannondorf has stolen Link's mojo. You must get it back before Gannon gets the "triforce"
- Link has won $500,000 and is going for a million with no lifelines left. You must use your own wits to decide between a b c and d, if you fail the triforce just might fall into the wrong hands....
- Link's heading for the beach, but when he gets there he realizes he forgot sunscreen. Find refuge for three days until the moon creates a solar eclispe and you're able to go home safely.